Summary-

Naruto Yaoi Fanfiction-

Naruto meets Sasuke deemed "Prince" of Kohona Academy

Kyuubi (his older brother) meets Itachi (Sasuke's older brother) deemed "King" of Kohona Academy.

Quote-"Um… they're… kitty ears…on your head" "Oh, hell no…"

Couples- SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, etc.

This fic starts in the December time period that explains the clothes sweatdrop

"Listen up everyone!" Iruka cried to the class. A few people glanced up and their jaw dropped. A small blonde haired boy with azure eyes and sunny blonde hair stood nervously in front of them. His small frame was tan and screamed girl. Three whisker marks cupped flushed cheeks gently. He had on a long thigh length, sleeveless, blue/gray hoody with white jeans underneath, a chain with various ornaments jingled musically when he shifted his weight onto the other foot currently covered by black and blue DC's. A black wrist band covered his left wrist. He was fucking adorable. "We have a new student!" several more people looked up, their reaction was similar to the others students.

Iruka, his brunette hair in a pony tail and a scar across his nose, annoyed by the fact that he had only a quarter of the class' attention grabbed a whistled from around his neck, to the students, it was more lethal than a gun.

Luckily the students, who saw the blonde, saw the whistle and plugged their ears before the "Shriek" came.

Naruto winced as a horribly loud, shrill sound caved in his right ear drum. The remainder of the class heads whirled around plugging their ears, the force of the Whistle of Doom strong enough to push the first couple desk rows back a few inches. Wow.

"This is our new student Uzumaki Naruto, he transferred from the Country of Whirlpool with his mother and older brother, please be helpful to him in anyway possible, and if any of the boys attempt anything, I'll have Tsunade-sama hand you back your genitals in a pickle jar … understand?" Iruka asked a smug look on his face. A majority of the boys paled and occasionally quivered looking slightly unnerved; however some were looking at Naruto, who had recovered from shock of the whistle.

"Um…. You know my name, heh, I really don't know much about the Country of Fire… but I hope to make the best of it!" Naruto smiled dazzlingly at the class. The boys felt their blood rush down to their threatened genitals, one brunette, also known as the "Prince", claimed the blonde to be his, and only his then and there.

"Ah well… where can you sit…." Iruka blinked when he saw Sasuke looking directly at the blonde. "Oh, Kami…" he muttered as the Uchiha state softy "He can sit with us…" Uchiha Sasuke had dark, weird (duck's ass) styled hair, his eyes we're dulled onyx, a bored expression in them. About eight piercings were in each ear. He had on a tight black tank top that cut off above the stomach and a mesh shirt underneath it. A black fishnet "sleeve" (those things that you pull on like a glove) was on his left arm and a clearly seen tattoo of a dragon encircled the other, numerous bracelets dangled on his wrists, and a bunch of rings covered his fingers with the exception of his left ringer finger. His loose, low-riding (XD), black cargo pants gave a glimpse of his fair-colored skin, stretched over slim hips, and black boxers below that, and below that a tease of black pubic hair.

He was a member of the Royal Flush.

The Royal Flush were considered the roughest group of students in the school, surprisingly they were-barely-within the school law boundary. There was the Spades and Clubs (Black Club) and Hearts and Diamonds (Red Club) the Black club was made up of boys, and the Red club, of girls. "Spades" were junior and senior boys, "Clubs" were freshmen and sophomore boys. "Hearts" were Senior and Junior girls, "Diamonds" freshmen and sophomore girls.

Hyuuga Neji, a Club, blinked in surprise at Sasuke's actions. His hair was long and silky; his eyes were two pale, white, spheres. His was dressed in a cream-colored blazer; a black tank top was underneath the blazer along with bleached denim jeans. "Sasuke?" he questioned as the Uchiha stood up and walked towards the blond.

"Um… thank you?" Naruto blushed as the brunette grabbed his hand and led him towards the back seats. Naruto blinked noticing a pink-haired girl, two other brunette boys, and two blondes.

"Maa, Maa, Sasuke-kun…" the pink-haired cooed "Be sure to call me for his first romp, I need to charge my camera…" (She's a yaoi-fangirl!) The girl's bubblegum-colored hair looked like it had but cut with a kitchen knife to the shoulders, her jade-colored eyes glittered mischievously. She had on a red halter top and green camis with matching DC shoes.

"Yeah, a cute face like his'll make us a bushel… and with that ass…" one of the blondes muttered walking around Naruto to examine his backside. Her hair was in a long ponytail, her eyes were cool blue. She had on a small tank top that cut just below the ribs and a long sleeve mesh shirt over it, mixed with tight black jeans.

Naruto 'eeped' and pressed against Sasuke instinctively, not noticing the Uchiha flinch. "Wha…What?!" Naruto cried gripping Sasuke's shirt in his hands.

Sasuke unconsciously licked his lips. Oh yeah, this school year just got a hell lot better…

"Alrighty guys, this here's Uzumaki Kyuubi, he's the son of your soon-to-be-Marine Biology-teacher, Ms. Kushina, play nice." Kakashi giggled pervertedly.

Kyuubi sweatdropped at the multitude of seniors staring at him like a piece of meat. His crimson eyes glittered nervously, matching long red hair, that went to his thighs, was currently braided down his back, shortening it to around his lower back, he had on a black sweater and white jeans 'oh, hell…' he sighed putting on a sweet face. "Hi! My name's Kyuubi, as you heard, and just a warning, I seem to have a great deal of bad luck when it comes to guys, you see the last few that hit on me were hospitalized for various reasons…" he smiling brightly, subtly hinting that he (maybe) was the one who inflicted the damage.

Everyone sweatdropped and some of the guys shifted nervously. 'Oh, hell, this year got a lot more dangerous…'

Kyuubi smiled, about to take a seat at an empty seat in the front when a blonde haired boy with his bangs covering his left eye placed a hand on his shoulder. He was dressed in a brown workout jacket with a black t-shirt, and white jeans, all which was dotted with clay "Sit with us.." he stated calmly.

"No thanks…"

"It wasn't request." A red-hair boy, his hair in just-got-outta-bed style answered appearing behind the blonde his arm wrapping around the blonde's waist. He was dressed in a black hoody with matching jeans that were torn up. He was dotted with paint.

Kyuubi's eyes glittered dangerously "Excuse me?" he replied, his voice low.

The class stifled a gasp as a brunette-haired man stood up. His long hair was tied in a loose pony-tail; dark eyes met Kyuubi's narrowed ones. The red head felt a shiver slide down his spine. The brunette had on a black dress shirt currently unbuttoned from around his lower stomach down, with gray jeans hanging low on his hips. "…is there a reason you don't wish to sit with us?" the brunette asked Kyuubi calmly his eyes sliding up Kyuubi's body, his eyes resting on those slim hips.

The redhead flinched "Err… well your friends were kinda of rude actually..." Kyuubi muttered lowering his eyes from the brunette's face, his own heating up.

"Deidara, Sasori, apologize. Now." The brunette ordered, walking over to the group.

"Ah… right, Itachi-san. Sorry Kyuubi-kun…" Deidara laughed nervously scratching the back of his head. Sasori nodded in agreement.

Kyuubi blinked 'What, is this guy their boss?' he blinked, blushing red when Itachi took his hand gently.

"My name is Uchiha Itachi; I apologize for my friends' rudeness, and am pleased to meet you, Kyuubi-san…" Itachi murmured his smoldering eyes fixed on Kyuubi's as he bent down. He closed his eyes and gently brushed his lips against the back of Kyuubi's hand.

Kyuubi felt the room spin.

"A-ahh…w-well…y-you…" he stuttered when Itachi's straightened again.

"Allow me rephrase my friends previous statement; do you wish to sit with us?" Itachi asked calmly, eyes half-liddened, immensely pleased with the effect he was having on the red head.

"W-we-well s-sure…" Kyuubi replied shakily, letting Itachi lead him back to the brunette's seat, allowing Kyuubi take the seat next to it that was previously empty. 'Oh God, this guy is hot !' Kyuubi thought his face flushing even darker, if that was possible, when "Long, dark and SMEXY AS HELL!'s arm wrapped around his waist.

"We're right here." Itachi whispered in the redhead's ear, pointing with his index finger to the line of text in the "Health textbook" Kyuubi gasped his hand raising to his mouth as he read the line in the book (which in fact were copies of a yaoi version of Icha Icha, XD)

"I wanna fuck you, NOW." The book stated proudly.

Kyuubi meeped as Itachi's hand lowered slightly to grip his ass. "Is something wrong? You look a little red." Itachi practically growled, biting into Kyuubi's earlobe. Kyuubi bit his lip, shaking his head slightly, pushing Itachi's hand away with one of his own and the brunette's chest away with the other.

"No…not here…" Kyuubi whimpered feeling relief and disappointment at the same time as Itachi hands retreated…for now.

Itachi leaned back in his chair 'Damn, I'm glad he stopped me. One more second and I might of kissed him, and that would be bad…'

May: EVIL CACKLE YES! IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!!!

Kk: …may, dear, let's go downstairs and play with your Itachi plushie…whispering to self she might explode from the yaoi running in her head…

May: NEVER!!!! I'M IN MY YAOI MOOD!!!!!! ITACHI'S A DAMN PLAYER!!!!!!!!!