- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling *&$^)&#*! )?& [?] at 16:47 –
CG: HELLO?
?: hi Karkat! Hehe
CG: JOHN? TROLLIAN IS BEHAVING LIKE AN INCOHERENT BUFFOON AND I CAN'T SEE ANYBODIES NAME.
?: yeah it's me. how did it get messed up?
CG: I DON'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CLUE.
?: ah well that sucks…
CG: HOPEFULLY IT IS TEMPORARY BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
CG: I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND YOU FOREVER.
?: maybe Sollux can fix it for you.
CG: I'LL ASK HIM LATER.
?: okay… and why were you looking for me?
CG: WELL IT HAS JUST BEEN AD BORING AS A TIED UP MUTE CENTIPEDE AROUND HERE.
?: hehehe and…
CG: AND? DOES THERE HAVE TO BE AN AND?
?: I guess not… but why me?
CG: I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FELT LIKE PASSING THE TIME TALKING TO YOU. IS THAT A PROBLEM? WE ARE FRIENDS ARE WE NOT?
?: we're friends. Just most of the time we talk, you rant about something.
CG: I KNOW. I GUESS I WOULD RANT TO YOU RIGHT NOW BUT I LATELY I SUPPOSE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO "MATURE".
?:…
CG: WHAT?
?: you mature
?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HA.
CG: HEY!
?: :B sorry
CG: BLUH. I ACCEPT YOUR NEGILIBLE HUMAN APOLOGY.
?: hahahahaha okay thanks Karkat. I would hate it if you were mad at me.
CG: YOU… YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE DETESABLE FEELINGS TOWARDS ME? I'M SURPRISED. EVEN I FEEL A SUBSTANCIAL AMOUNT OF BITTERNESS TOWARD MYSELF.
?:i don't hate anyone. There are people i dislike but not hate. hehe.
CG: WELL THAT IS GOOD. I CAN'T HELP BUT EXPERIENCE IMMENSE HATRED TOWARD MANY INDIVIDUALS.
?: i've noticed. hehe.
CG: YOU KEEP "HEHEHE"ING
?:sorry
CG: WHAT IS SO LAUGHABLE?
?: uh… nothing is funny…
CG: AND STOP APOLOGIZING
?: sorry
CG: STOP
?: sorry…hehehehe
CG: SERIOUSLY YOU CANNOT LAUGH OVER NAUGHT! THERE YOU ARE DOING IT AGAIN!
?: sorry I guess… never mind
CG: YOU GUESS WHAT?
?: nothing
CG: JOHN. I CAN TELL IT'S NOT NOTHING. I'M NOT THAT SENSELESS AND DEFINITELY NOT AS STUPID AS YOU.
?: …hehehehehehehehhahahahahaha
CG: ARGH!
?: sorry
CG: OKAY JOHN. YOU KNOW WHAT?
?: what?
CG: SINCE YOU ARE BEING TREMENDOUSLY INFURIATING TO ME, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION THAT IS EXCEEDINGLY AWKWARD FOR YOU.
?: okay…
CG: …DO YOU STILL… CONSIDER YOURSELF "NOT A HOMOSEXUAL" OR WHAT EVER THAT STRANGE TERM IS.
CG:…
CG:I DON'T HAVE ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES.
CG: I'M JUST ASKING TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE…
?:…uh… I can't say yes or no if that makes any sense…
CG: WHATEVER THAT'S FINE. IT'S NOT LIKE I'D BE PLEASED IF YOU SAID NO BECAUSE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WAS THE THOUGHTLESS QUESTION I ASKED.
?: Karkat
CG: WHAT JOHN?
?: truth
CG: WHAT TRUTH?
?: why you asked me that?
CG: I SAID I HAD NO ULTERIOR MOTIVE. JUST SOME PART OF ME WAS…
CG:CURIOUS…
?: why?
CG: I DON'T KNOW WHY I WANTED TO KNOW!
?: okay…hehe
CG: WHY WOULD I UNDERSTAND WHY I FELT THE NEED TO KNOW SUCH N INSIGNIFICANT THING.
CG: …
?: if you don't understand, that's okay.
CG: WELL MAYBE I… NO…NOTHING
?: i'm waiting for an answer
CG: TO WHAT?
?: hehe
CG: JOHN!
?: you know what, I'm sorry. you don't have to tell me.
CG: JOHN.
CG: NO
CG: OKAY I ADMIT I KNOW WHAT I NEED TO TELL YOU. ITS NOT GOOD TO KEEP IT TO MYSELF FOR LONG.
?: Karkat…okay…
CG: I… UH… I SHOULD BE THE BEST AT SAYING THIS…
CG: UM
CG: WELL IT SEEMS THAT I…I DON'T HATE YOU JOHN.
?: i knew that!
CG: WELL… AND I MOST LIKELY NEVER HATED YOU. I FIND YOU INTRIGUING, JOHN. YOUR EYES ARE LIKE STRIKING SAPPHIRES AND THOSE DUMB LOOKING TEETH THAT PROTRUDE FROM YOUR MOUTH, I FIND ACTUALLY VERY ENDEARING.
?: !
CG: AND I
CG: I THINK THAT…
CG: I MAY HAVE… RED FEELINGS…FOR YOU JOHN…
?: …red feelings…
CG: YES VERY RED FEELINGS
CG: …
?: Karkat, you like me?
CG: YES JOHN I LIKE YOU, IN MORE THAN A PLATONIC FRIEND WAY AT THAT.
?: you mean that right? it's not a joke?
?: you're not just
?: messing with me
CG: NO I'M NOT MESSING WITH YOU. I COULDN'T MESS WITH YOU ABOUT THIS.
?: everyone can… lie about liking…
?: just to get something
?: it's not fair
?: people should know better
?: it hurts
CG: JOHN I FLUSH YOU. PLEASE BELIEVE ME AND TELL ME… WHO HURT YOU?
?: no one…
CG:SO THEN WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
?:i'm sorry
CG: JOHN? WAIT…YOU DON'T LIKE ME BACK DO YOU…
?: i… I do… but I'm not sure…in what way…
CG:…
CG: AS I EXPECTED…
?: god… I'm sorry…
?: now I've hurt you
CG:I WASN'T PLANNING ON GETTING MY HOPES UP ANYWAY
?: don't be mad…I do like you…
CG: I'M NOT MAD
?: Karkat… I'm so sorry
CG:…
?: I just… I'm not… i…
CG: I DON'T WANT TO FORCE YOU TO FLUSH ME JOHN… LISTEN, AS LONG AS YOU'RE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY.
?: …
?: Karkat…
CG: ?
?: the last relationship that I was in…was with a guy…
?: he was… crazy protective. I wasn't even allowed to walk home by myself.
CG: I GET HIM…I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. IF YOU DID… I DON'T THINK I COULD STAND IT. BUT OF YOU ARE DISPLEASED ABOUT YOUR PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIP, JUST LET IT GO. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE DOWN…
?:karkat… why do you yell at me when I don't tell you the truth?
CG: THAT'S… OUT OF THE BLUE BUT… I HAVE ANGER ISSUES… AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRUE THOUGHTS ARE ABOUT EVERYTHING… I WANT TO KNOW YOUR REAL FEELINGS.
?: why…?
CG: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU JOHN!
CG: I TRULY DO!
?: just let me talk… and i'll tell you…
CG: I'M LISTENING
?: he… got mad. i wasn't allowed friends. he always thought was cheating on him with Dave. And he…kind of… Dave and I are bros. why would he think that? God, that was my fault.
CG: WHAT DID THAT SCUM DO TO YOU? AND JOHN I PROMISE, I'D RESPECT YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.
?: we… uh… dad knows and we stopped dating… he got mad… and Dave called and god he… uh…
CG:?
?: he kind of… we may have…
CG: ?
?: he…
CG: ?
?: just…no I can't… I'm sorry…
CG: IT'S OKAY… YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME NOW. JUST JOHN, WHATEVER HE DID… I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU JOHN.
?: I know… but still… I guess I'm just scared.
CG: I KNOW. YOU'RE A SWEET, FRAGILE BOY.
?: he was bigger than me in every way… and he…he got mad…
CG:DID HE HIT YOU?
?: hehehehehehe…hehehe…
CG: JOHN, YOU'RE NERVOUS AREN'T YOU?
?:hehe… I'm such a baby.
CG: DARN IT JOHN, THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
?:hehe…hehehe…
CG: DO YOU REALLY NOT TRUST ME?
?: no Karkat… I… I.. you… just…
CG: I KNOW I'M A GIANT DOUCHE.
?: no Karkat… I… I do... I love you Karkat…
?: god
?: hehehehe…
?:he…
CG: YOU…
CG: YOU DO?
CG: YOU LOVE ME?
CG: YOU'RE FEELINGS ARE THE SAME AS MINE?
CG: NOW YOU BETTER NOT BE JOKING.
?: no Karkat…I really do like you… I can trust you…
?: …i wouldn't joke about that…
?: never
?: i couldn't be that mean
CG: YOU SERIOUSLY…
CG: REALLY?
?: yes Karkat… i really do… i just didn't know how but… i do…
CG: DARN IT JOHN
CG: IT'S GOOD YOU CAN'T SEE ME THOUGH.
CG: I'M SITTING HERE LIKE A GODDANG IDIOT CRYING FOR NO GODDANG PURPOSE THAT MAKES SENSE.
?: karkat… I'm sorry… I made you cry…
CG: NO JOHN… I'M HAPPY… I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPRHEND THIS… WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL SO STRONGLY ABOUT YOU EGBERT?
?:karkat… I'm sorry… I made you cry…
CG: STOP APOLOGIZING…
CG: DARNIT JOHN
CG: YOU'RE SO CUTE
?: hehehe :B
CG: I JUST WANT TO SMASH MY FACE INTO YOURS IN A PASSIONATE MANNER…
CG: UH I MEAN…
?: god…
CG: I MEANT KISS YOU…
?:hehehe…
CG: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO STUPID…? ACTING ALL FREAKING CREEPY ON YOU…
CG: I BET NOW YOU'RE METAPHORICALLY BACKING AWAY FROM ME IN DIGUST
?: hehehehe…
?: you're not creepy
CG: EGBERT, I THINK I AM PRETTY CREEPY FOR HAVING SUCH IMMENSE FEELINGS FOR A HUMAN.
?: then I must be pretty creepy too. i'm in love with a troll.
CG: JOHN…
?: karkat… i think i'll be able to get the teleporter over here up and running in a few minutes. would you like to come over?
CG: COME OVER THERE? OF COURSE! WHY WOULD I SAY NO?
?: hahaha okay, i'll get it ready. i'll bring my pda so we can still chat.
CG: OKAY
?: now all that's cleared up… what's up?
CG: OH YOU KNOW, JUST SITTING BEHIND THE COMPUTER, GRINNING LIKE AN IDIOT…
CG: THINKING ABOUT A WHOLE BUNCH OF DUMB CHEESE FROM THOSE CHEESEY BUT USEFUL ROMANCE MOVIES…
?: wanna have a movie marathon?
CG: SURE… IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE ABLE TO WATCH A MOVIE WITH YOU…
?: haha bring, some over
?: okay, it should work now… but just to be safe, i think i'll send one of my dad's cake through
CG: ALRIGHT… HAHA
?: is it there?
CG: UH… YEAH IT'S HERE.
CG: WELL IT'S IN ONE PIECE SO I GUESS IT'S SAFE TO COME OVER.
?: okay i'm ready when you are!
CG: OKAY READY.
Karkat stands on the teleporter and suddenly vanishes into green haze. He reappears in a new place. A human boy with a toothy smile and glasses in front of his big blue eyes stands before him. They both stare at each other, and both slightly blush. "i… uh Karkat… hello." Karkat shuffled for a bit then he stepped forward, "HELLO JOHN," Karkat wraps his arms tightly around John, almost lifting up, even though he was taller than the troll. "I… I FLUSH YOU…"
To be continued