HEEEELLLOOOOO!! ^^ this is my first attempt at fan fiction, so bare with me!! I hope you like it! I admit I got this idea from my sis, but the rest is all mine! *Personal Plug* Oh, yeah! Even if you're not gonna read my fic, go read ImagenAshyun's! There're really good! ^.^ *End Personal Plug*

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Roy's Quest

        It was a normal day at Hyrule Temple.  Or rather a normal day at 5:30 in the morning for Roy. It was his normal ritual to wake up at this time and style his hair.  Rolling out of bed, he peeked to see if Marth was asleep.  He and Marth shared a room; then again, all of the smashers shared a room. With the exception of the females, of coarse. They have their own rooms much to the male smashers' dismay. 

Slipping on his bunny slippers, he tip-toed out the dorm. Bleary eyed and tousled haired, he made his way to the restroom (There's only one restroom for the men's dorm. Go figure...o_O;;;). 

***2 Hours Later***

                BANG! BANG! "ROY! GET OUT OF THERE!"  Ganon pounded the door to the bathroom. 

The ground began to shake; now Bowser was dancing outside the bathroom, too. "I GOTTA GO, TOO!"  {Bowser talks in my fics cuz I say so! =P}

"Not again!" Link joined the line.

Pretty soon the line piled up; finally C. Falcon lost it. "GAH!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"  He shoved his way to the front of the line, "FALCON PUNCH!" CRACK! The door fell into a million pieces.

Ganon frowned, "I could've done that, too..."

All the people in the line peeked into the bathroom (Dr. Mario, Bowser, Ness, Mr. Game And Watch, Popo, Link, Young Link, Fox, Mario, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Marth, Donkey Kong, and Falco to be exact!) just in time to see Roy waltz out with his perfectly styled hair, "I'm done! Sheesh! You guys are impatient!" 

Link and Marth restrained Ganon, "Why you...."

"What's going on here?!" Peach and Zelda, in their morning robes, entered the hallway to see what the racket was all about.  Samus (In her suit of course!) stood there too, but she just came to watch the amusement.

Half the smashers scattered behind the plastic hallway plants because they were only clad in their boxers (and I guess Bowser was shell-less...o.O;;).  Only Marth stood confidently in the open; he had enough sense to wear a robe.

"Just what is going on here?!" Peach repeated. 

Zelda crossed her arms, "This goes on every morning!" 

"It's all because of HIM!" Cried Link (who was hiding behind a fern), who pointed to Roy.  The red-head just stuck out his tongue and laughed as he made his way to the dining hall.

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PHEW! That took a lot out of me! This is my FIRST fan fic, so BE NICE!!!!!  Any flames will be handed over to my SISTER, Princess Miso (Believe me, you don't want her to have your e-mail :P). Sorry this chapter was so short, but it takes a lot to get the first chapter out and I was exhausted when I wrote this (so it's probably crappy...).  GAH! ~ MY BUTT'S NUMB!!!! I've been sitting on the floor, writing this on the laptop.  So, anyway, please read and review! Oh yeah! And even if you hated my fic read ImagenAshyun's! ^^ *Yawn...* I gotta get some sleep now....