i own neither the actual asdf movies, or Death Note. Neither do i own dignity. :(
A 5 year old Near squealed with delight.
"Got your nose!" said L. Then, a police officer crashed through the door of the Whammy's House orphanage.
"LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE!" *fires gun off repeatedly*
ASDF movies (a.k.a Awesomely Stupid Death note Funny movies)
Light burst into L's room.
"You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeeeee!"
L backs slowly away.
Light looks down at the tie.
"Please don't hurt me."
Light's evil tie just laughs.
"mwahahahaha!"
Matt walked up to a parking meter.
"Hello, parking meter!"
Then the parking meter answered back.
"Hello!"
Matt just stared in awe at the parking meter.
Mello had decided to play a prank on Near. He walked up to him.
"Hey, hey guy. Come here and smell my flower."
Near walked up to smell the flower pinned to Mello's shirt.
"Mmmmmmmm."
Then, suddenly, a giant green worm bursts from out of Mello's side.
"Cooooooool!" Near said.
A five year old L Lawliet walked up to a button and sign that said 'POINTLESS BUTTON. WARNING: POINTLESS' and pressed the button. Nothing happened.
"Hm."
Light walked up to L.
"hey, man what's up-"
He was quickly punched in the face.
"Ah, what the hell is wrong with you?"
Suddenly, the entire Task Force heard a voice.
"LEVEL UP!"
Misa shouted for help.
"Help me! I'm being robbed!"
"I'll save you!" shouted Matsuda.
"TREE POWERS, ACTIVATE!"
Matsuda quickly turned into a tree.
Kira finally cornered his greatest threat.
"DIE, POTATO!"
He swiftly wrote 'potato' in his Death Note while the potato screamed.
"NOOO!"
L was getting ready for his daily cake slice.
"Cake. Yum."
He picked up the knife and started slicing. The cake started to scream.
"AAAA! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS!"
L screamed.
"NOOO!"
"AHHHHHH! THE PAIN! IT'S UNBEARABLE!"
"WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
"TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM!"
Then the cake's cupcakes showed up.
"DADDY, DADDY!"
Then the cake lunged itself off the table.
L and the cupcake screamed.
"NOOO!"
'SPLAT'
a/n: this chapter was based on the first asdf movie.
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