A Christmas of Visitors
Chapter one: Not Supose to Be Here
(Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters)
"Noise...It doesn't sound like my alarm clock..A chill? Where's my covers?" I thought as I was now half awake. My name is Connie, a regular girl, kind of. Well you see I believe that everyone does have 'powers' like some can read minds, see ghosts, and other weird things. I also believe I have a similiar gift, but I can't really figure it out, but I try and whenever I do something strange always hapens, like this event.
"Uggh" I said as I clenched my head which was throbbing a little bit. I soon used my arms to push me off the ground, which felt very unfimiliar. I soon looked up and found I was in a clearing, a huge green clearing with trees surrounding me. I stood up confused. "Oh no, my mom decided to abandon me...She didn't even to bother to send me some money either" I muttered knowing that no one could hear me.
"Hey you" I heard behind me, I was startled and turned around to find out who had found me. It was Neji...
"NEJI?!" I thought since the boy that was there resembled him greatly. "I'm not crazy...It's just a random person...Random, yeah" I thought trying to not jump to conclusions. "Hey I am not a 'you' I'm a person!" I said offensively.
"Hey girl" Neji said after rolling his eyes. "What's your business here? These are training grounds, not beds"
"I have a name first of all and second mind your own business" I snapped back.
"Well if you don't answer me, I'm going to bring in reinforcements" Neji said seriously even though it did sound off character.
"Hey Neji who's the girl? Are you two-" Tenten randomly popped up from the trees and started coming to conclusions.
"We are not!!" Neji procaimed cutting Tenten off as though he knew what she was about to say.
"I rather be a with a- that rock then him" I said pointing to a rock.
"I don't even know her! She's a random girl that I just met" Neji tried to explain to Tenten.
"And she stole your heart!!?" Tenten asked hoping it was just like a movie or some drama show.
"Ok you win! You fooled me. I actually thought you were real characters. Ok I'll stop talking about Naruto all the time, you can drop the act now" I said.
"What is she talking about?" Tenten whispered to Neji.
"I think she is in love with Naruto" Neji said in a whisper.
"Tenten and Neji, I'm sorry I'm late" Lee said popping out of the trees.
"Another cosplayer?" I said in disbelief that there was more of them.
"Neji!! You didn't tell me you had a girlfriend!" Lee said in disbelief.
"His girlfriend!!" I said practically strangling Lee. "Why do you people keep saying that!"
"Calm down" Tenten said.
"I'm calm...V-VERY CALM!" I said in a calm voice, but you could almost see the the heat leaving my skin in anger, I then released my grip from Lee.
Lee scurried to Neji. "She's a real keeper" He said with his thumb in the air and a shine in his teethe.
I just left quietly to get away from the mayhem. I then walked through the forest and came to a cliff and peered down. "Konoha? The actual place...But how. Why?. Impossible" I said covering my mouth in astonishment. "I'm really here! Or am I asleep?" I told myself. I then verified my consciousness by pinching myself painfully. "At least I'm not hearing-" I started to say, but someone cut me off.
"Datte buyo!!!(Believe it)" Naruto said jumping out of a tree's canopy heading towards the village, but he noticed me and changed his direction. He soon was infront of me. "Hey girl why are you all alone out here?" He asked, but I just fainted.
"Huh? Light? A bed... I feel a bed! It was just a dream." I thought happily, then a little depressed at the same time. I opened my eyes to find Tsunade watching over me.
"She's awake. Shizune go tell Sakura that Naruto didn't kill someone by looking at them" Tsunade said as she say I was alive and in good health. "My work here is done" Tsunade said as she seemed ot be leaving.
"Tsunade-sama wait!" I said trying to get her to answer some questions.
"So you know my name" Tsunade said as she came back to the bed side.
"Is this actually Konoha? Am I alive?" I asked anxiously.
"Yes this is Konoha and you are alive" Tsunade said.
"But, I'm not supose to be here" I said leaning against my knees.
"What do you mean?" Tsunade asked.
"This world, this place. I live on Earth" I said.
"What a coincident, so do I. We have one thing in common, we live on Earth" Tsunade said jokingly.
"But I live in Texas, where nothing happens. Except terrorist, common robberies, but nothing else" I said.
"Maybe you just drank some sake and fell off a cliff and your going through some hang over stage" Tsunade said patting me on the head.
"But how will I get over it?" I asked.
"Just wait, Konoha will accomidate you from here" Tsunade said as she took her sake bottle and left the room.
"You mean I get to stay in a hospital that smells like old poeple untill I come to my senses" I muttered to myself. I sat there for a while I walked around the room looking out of the window and pacing around the room. Soon someone came through the door.
"Heh, I came to visit you!" Naruto said coming in with a fruit basket at hand.
"At least someone did" I said as I laid back onto the bed.
"I'm sorry I scared you" Naruto said.
"Oh you didn't scare me...You uh, startled me" I said being defensive.
"Isn't that the same thing?" Naruto asked.
"Of course not, one is when you are mentally afraid of something and startled is when it was unexpected" I said.
"Well I'm off then. I'm taking easy missions so I can earn money for some Christmas gifts" Naruto said as she was about to take off.
"Don't leave no one else is here. It's boring" I whined since no one, not even a nurse had came in after Tsunade.
"I'll send someone by soon then if you want" Naruto said leaving the room.
"Alone again" I muttered sighing. "Why didn't I just say that I was drunk and left" Half an hour went by and someone finally came to my door.
"Hello, Naruto asked me to come by and visit" Shikamaru said with a fake happy smile.
"Shikamaru? He asked you? That's a surprise" I said as I was still staring at the ceiling from a bed.
"Be grateful I came" Shikamaru said.
"I didn't say I wasn't grateful. I just wondered why you came out of all people." I said shrugging.
"Temari was saying I needed to follow another girl" Shikamaru said as he sighed.
"Temari's here!!! Is Kankurou and Gaara come too?" I asked excited.
"How do you know all these people. We have definetely met you. We don't even know your name" Shikamaru said.
"Well my name is Co-Mimori" I said as I used my 'anime' name that my friends had given me in the past.
Soon you here a knock at the door and Shikamaru goes and opens it. "I wonder who it is" It is Gaara and Kankurou. "G-Gaara.?!" Shikamaru said as he stuttered out of surprise.
"I heard Lady Tsunade was here" Gaara said as he was there strictly on business.
"It's just me and Mimori, you can stay here. I'll retrieve Lady Tsunade" Shikamaru said disapearing.
"What my luck. I was just talking about you guys" I said with a small giggle.
"My name is-" Kankurou started to say, but was cut off.
"Kankurou, Sabaku No Kankurou. Lives in the sand village, brother to the kazekage, and a puppet master" I said showing off. "And that is Sabaku No Gaara, as I mentioned the kazekage, had the Shukaku extracted from him from the age 15, made friends with Naruto, and surprised the suna by proving his existance by becoming the kazekage. Anything I leave out?" I asked.
"And your Mimori. The patient of the hospital" Kankurou said.
"You just learned that...Gaara why aren't you saying anything?" I asked as Gaara was still standing still with his arms crossed.
"Because your insignificant" Gaara said monotonely.
"I was so insignificant why did you tell me that. Because right then you proved me insignificant by saying that you weren't talking to me because I was insignificant" I said.
"I lost you when you opened your mouth" Kankurou said.
"Your point" Gaara said.
"Was proven. Oh, to add on to your profile, your quiet, seclusive, and have anger problems...But you are also trying to change all that when you fought Naruto and lost" I said.
"Wow, she knew that he had anger problems...I thought that was a family secret" Kankurou thought.
"You know what. I like you. Your personality is very nice. Come on lets get something to eat" I said taking Gaara by his arm and out of the room.
"Oh great. He can get a date and yet I can't. He only said. nine, ten..ELEVEN words!" Kankurou thought
(Hope you like the fisrt chapter. I promise I'll make it funnier.)