I don't own SVU, Law and Order, Super Nintendos, Go Fish and whatever else I end up referring to.
Special Victims Unit Squadroom
"Alright, we have a new case. Elliot, Olivia. You guys go see the victim. Fin, John, you guys go do some canvassing. Lake... you stay here and play go fish with me. I'm bored." Don said, sitting down with a deck of cards.
"What? Why can't I go play with the others?" Lake whined.
"Oh, be quiet. We've been fine for years without six cops on this team, so you'd better be thankful." Don muttered, shuffling the cards and Chester, resigned, sat down to play.
"Hey, can't we play?" Munch asked.
"No, you have to do canvassing. Last time I let you do something else, you two were going nuts over a Super Nintendo and got me addicted to that infernal thing. Go do canvassing." Don replied, handing out cards to Chester.
"Aw, come on, can't we do canvassing? It's so much more easier then talking to victims." Elliot whined.
"Come on, Elliot. Think about this. You and Olivia are the main parts of this show! The sexual tension brings up the ratings like you've never seen! But you're just a detective, you'd have to be a Captain to understand." Don said. "Got any two's?"
"No." Chester replied. "Go fish."
"Dang." Don said, picking up cards.
"I vote that we get the squad gameroom back." Fin said.
"This isn't a democracy, this is a dictaitorship. Now go do your jobs!"
"Well, what if we don't wanna?" Olivia said.
"Hey, it's not such a big deal!" Chester replied.
"You watch your mouth, newbie. And besides, you're the one playing cards." Elliot said.
"Sorry," he said, putting his head down and looking at his cards. "Got any sixes?"
"Damn you," Don said, giving him a six. "Listen, if you guys don't do your job, I'm gonna fire you all!"
"Oh come on, how many times have you threatened to fire us these past few seasons?" Elliot retorted.
"I think I've lost count." Olivia said.
"Well, hey, I don't think I've been threatened so often." John said.
"Shut up." Everyone in the squad room said, jealous. John then proceeded to run away and cry.
"Look what you guys did, you know my partner is a crybaby!" Fin exclaimed, running after his partner. "It's gonna be okay, Munch-wunchy, okay?"
"Okay, Finchy-whinchy." Munch said, and they linked arms and joyfully skipped out of the squad room to find a Super Nintendo.
"Aren't you guys gonna go do something that makes all the fans want you guys to get together now?" Chester asked.
"Yeah, probably. We normally do that a few times an episode. Imagine when they find out that we are never getting together..."
"SHUT UP OLIVIA!" Everyone who was left in the squad room yelled. At that very moment, ratings for the show dropped like a stone, and a few days later, the show was cancelled.
THE END