HELLO PEOPLE! It is I. ValorFormSor with my latest story. This one is set to be a humor but also a bit of action. One of the characters will be an OC created by my very good friend silvernight1996 on deviantart. Okay, I've babbled long enough. On with the story!

Pancakes and Cockroaches

Rouge was having the time of her life. She was lying on top of a pile of money and jewels. Literally, there was a pile of money and jewels and she was just lying down and having a nice nap on it. She was using a giant emerald as a pillow, and even had a blanket made out of gold. Suddenly, a loud rough voice called out, "C'mon you stupid bitch! Get the fuck out of bed!"

Rouge woke up instantly, gasping out of shock and fear. After saying to herself "It was fun while it lasted" to herself, she took her worn, patchy blanket off, through it in the corner of the room and got off her old stained mattress and went out the door. She heard her father shout to her again, although she couldn't really understand what he was actually saying, or if he was even speaking an understandable language. She didn't want her dad to get mad at her so she called out to him. She walked down the hall to the lounge room to see her Dad lying on the couch. The grey haired bat was holding a whiskey bottle and was constantly drinking out of it despite the fact that it was eight in the morning. Rouge didn't mind this. It meant he fell asleep faster, and the hangover meant that he stayed away from her even more. He was just looking at the television, it was on the news. (Sonic had just foiled Eggman's latest attempt at world domination) He didn't even look at Rouge when he spoke to her. He just simply said while staring at the T.V.

"Get me some breakfasht will ya. I'm fucking shtarving." He was obviously drunk. Rouge was expecting this. He always made her get breakfast for him. He wouldn't let her cook it for him either. He would say something along the lines of "I wouldn't feed this to a bunch of rats" and "Shit tastes better than this garbage" and the classic line "You can't do a single thing right? Can you?" He would only ever eat pancakes from the fast food restaurant Pancake Nuts around the corner, mostly because they were $1 each. Rouge headed towards her room to get changed out of her PJ's.

"I'll go in a minute dad, let me just get changed." This did not trigger a good response. Her dad snarled at her. This made her stop and look at her dad, who was facing her, and glaring as well.

No, you won't. I told you to get me some breakfasht. I didn't shay you could get changed. Sho you go get me shome pancakes from Pancake Nutsh right now, and if you don't, I'll have to punish you. Sho, what will you do?" Rouge was expecting this as well, but definitely not going to enjoy it.

"I'll go and get you some Pancakes Dad." All she received was a grunt from her father as he went back to watching the news. As she opened the door, she made sure that no one was outside, then, she walked outside, shut the door and started to flap her wings and fly over to Pancake Nuts. She didn't want anyone to see her in her PJ's (an old shirt and tracksuit pants). While she was flying she thought about her dream. She had had that dream for a week now. Did that dream mean that she would get rich. Well, it would be her eighteenth birthday soon, and she planned to move out as soon as she did. 'Well, that giant green emerald looked very valuable' she thought. She soon got to Pancake and Nuts. It was an old building and it looked like the beginnings of a cockroach infestation. 'Man, every time I come here it seems to just get worse and worse.' She walked up to the counter 'No line. That's usual' and looked up at the guy at the counter. He was a big green crocodile with a pair of headphones on and wearing the uniform with a big name tag that said 'HELLO! My name is Vector.' This wasn't the last guy who worked here. 'Every time I come here, it's a different guy at the register. I guess that they all quit after a while.'

"Hello, may I take your order?" 'This guy will probably quit in a few days. Two weeks tops. They all do'

"Hi. Could I please get four pancakes please?" 'Let's see how incompetent this guy is' The crocodile thanked her and turned around to the ordering window, took a deep breath and screamed in a rough gravelly voice at a volume Rouge thought was not even possible.

"HEY, MORONS! WE NEED FOUR PANCAKES OUT HERE NOW! GET GOING WILL YA!" He turned around to see rouge on the other end of the restaurant on the floor with a dazed look on her face. After getting up and dusting herself, Rouge directed a scowl to Vector, who looked like he had been told to keep his voice down when there were customers. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed throughout Pancake Nuts.

"VECTOR!" The door to the manager's office burst open, and out came a purple chameleon dressed in a suit and tie. 'His suit and tie need to go into the washing machine. Seriously, is that a- it is. It's a piece of pickle on his tie' "I told you to keep it down when we have customers. Do you want this job or not, because I have a bunch of people who would love this job." 'It's time for the ultimate test. Does this guy know when to not be a smart arse?'

"Okay, Espio. Now I know you're just full of shit!" 'Here it comes' "This place is filthy, there are cockroaches everywhere, and I have absolutely no idea how you stay in business because the cook is absolutely terrible." 'C'mon. Say it.' "BUT!" 'What. Did he just say the b-word? No one ever said that when they quit.'' "But I really need the money so, I guess I have to keep working" 'I can not believe it! He didn't quit. I'm impressed.' Vector swallowed, looked me in the eye and said "Ma'am, I apologize about my behaviour earlier. I hope you can forgive me." Rouge thought about it for a moment and said.

"Personally, I am a bit miffed that your voice through me towards the end of the building, so I forgive you for that. But, I do agree with you about this shit hole. If you don't want to work her, then quit and get another job." Espio looked furious.

"Vector. Please escort this woman from the premises." Vector looked between Rouge and Espio. He looked confused, then lifting his head; he took off his uniform, through it at Espio who managed to dodge it so that it went through the window, shattering the glass all outside the shop. Then he walked over to Rouge and held out his hand.

"Shall we depart. Ma'am?" He asked, trying to sound like a gentleman, though his rough voice made him sound like a pirate. Rouge smiled, nodded then took his hand. Together they walked out of Pancake Nuts, Espio looking at them both, with a mixture of shock and anger on his face. Soon, a 'DING' was heard and out of the serving window came a bee with goggles on holding a platter of blackened pancakes. He too was wearing a uniform with a nametag that said 'HELLO! My name is Charmy'

"Here you go Sir or Ma'am, enjoy your meal!" He looked around and the only person in there he saw was Espio, looking like he saw a ghost. "Hey, boss, where's the customer? And Vector, he's not here either" Espio, didn't move an inch during his response, the shock still clear in his voice.

"They left."

"What do ya mean. Like, on a date?"

"No, they left. Vector quit." Charmy was shocked to hear this. He dropped the tray of burnt pancakes, threw his uniform in Espio's direction, who dodged it again only for it to go through the other window. Charmy flew through the last window, shattering that one as well. Espio could make out the words

"I quit too. This place smells funny!"

When they left, they started walking towards Rouge's house. Vector was telling her about his plans to open a detective agency when they reached her house. "Well, this mine." Vector looked at the dilapidated old house and looked at her. Rouge, seeing this said "This is my dad's. I turn eighteen next week and I'm planning on moving out as soon as possible" Vector was staring at the ground for a full five minutes looking like he was trying to remember something. After a while, he said

"Y'know, I one of my friends is renting out one of his rooms, if you want, I could talk to him and get you a place to stay." 'Wow. This is great. A place to stay.'

"Wow, thanks Vector. I'll let you know when I can leave. Oh, by the way, what's his name?"

"Diego. Diego the Tiger."

FINALLY. IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO GET THIS DONE. I AM A VICTIM OF WRITERS BLOCK, BUT I AM NOW ALL FIXED. I HAVE URLS FOR DIEGO THE TIGER ON SILVERNIGHT1996 ON DEVIANTART

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HOPE YOU LIKE THEM. NOW DISCLAIMER.

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO SEGA EXCEPT FOR DIEGO. HE IS OWNED BY SILVERNIGHT1996. SILVERNIGHT1996 IS A GOOD FRIEND AND GAVE ME PERMISSION. ALSO XEMNASTHESUPERIOR (ON MY FAVOURITE AUTHORS LIST) GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THE DREAM AT THE START. BYE AND REMEMBER.

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