I had a lot of fun writhing this. This is my first fic so please no flames but creative criticism is welcome. I did Hidan x Kakuzu cause I think they need more of them. I'm not totally sure where this is going but…Enjoy!
It was snowing. Cold winds brought snow and covered the plains in its white curtain. It was the kind of weather where a family would sit and toast marshmallows over the fireplace. No the kind of weather you would be walking in with only the faintest idea of where you were going. Hidan and Kakuzu were doing this.
'Kakuzu, its freezing! Why the fuck is it so cold? I'm tired I need to rest!' Hidan complained loudly.
Kakuzu just rolled his eyes and tuned out.
Why did Hidan have to complain so much? If he spent the time earning money instead of complaining he'd be rolling in cash.
'Kakuzu, are you listening? Don't you feel cold?' Hidan's whining interrupted Kakuzu's thoughts.
'When can we stop? I'm fucking freezing my ass off!'
'Just shut up Hidan,' snapped Kakuzu.
Hidan scowled. 'Fuck you Kakuzu! I'm tired!'
Kakuzu tuned out again. He surveyed the snow covered path. Kakuzu didn't mind the weather but he knew that if they didn't find shelter soon they could freeze.
Kakuzu noticed smoke in the horizon. As they walked further a small town came into view. This just fuelled Hidan's whining.
'Kakuzu we have to stay in a fucking inn. I don't care about the fucking price. Its way too fucking cold to stay outside,' he whined.
Kakuzu just shrugged nonchalantly.
They stopped at a sad-looking inn. Hidan opened his mouth to complain but Kakuzu had already walked inside. Hidan's face curled into a childish pout. He followed Kakuzu into the inn.
Hidan walked up to the reception where Kakuzu was asking how much one night would cost.
'Well, we're almost full up at the moment. We only have two rooms left. They're booth single beds though. You can have them both. It's ¥4000 per room. So if-'
'No we'll just take one room,' Kakuzu cut off the receptionist.
The receptionist swallowed slightly. 'O-ok umm well, are you sure?'
'Positive,' replied Kakuzu.
'Well that'll be ¥4000 then,' she handed Kakuzu a set of keys, 'room number 34. Just up the stairs to the corridor to your left.' The receptionist gave as much of a smile as she could muster.
Hidan saw Kakuzu visibly twitch as he parted with his beloved money. Hidan smirked.
Kakuzu thanked her and walked to the stairs. Hidan followed suite.
The room itself wasn't too bad, though it needed maintenance. It was quite a bleak room, a set of drawers on the left wall next to a door that supposedly led to the bathroom, a window at the back and an old bed to the right.
'Kakuzu you stingy bastard! You know you could have gotten two rooms. I'm not sleeping on that rat-infested thing,' Hidan gestured to the bed.
'You're right Hidan. You're not sleeping on that. You're sleeping on the floor,' and with that Kakuzu threw his cloak onto the bed and went into the bathroom.
Hidan was left to sulk on his own. He scowled. He heard the pipes rattle as the water sloshed through them.
Kakuzu thinks he's so good. Always bossing me around. I'm not a child, thought Hidan.
Hidan was so obsessed with his own thoughts he didn't notice the shower had stopped. Kakuzu walked out of the bathroom without his mask on.
How does he take such short showers? He must be a-whoa he's not wearing his mask. He looks…hot. Wait what did I just think? thought Hidan.
Hidan couldn't help but stare. He had never seen Kakuzu without his mask. He wondered why he wore so often.
'Hidan, you can have a shower now,' said Kakuzu.
'Huh? Oh yeah. I mean yes,' stuttered Hidan but he made no move to go for the shower.
Kakuzu raised an eyebrow questionably. 'Well,' he said.
'Oh, right. I'm going,' said Hidan as he quickly ran to the shower, slamming the door.
Kakuzu shook his head. Hidan could be so weird sometimes. Kakuzu felt unusually tired. He lay down on the dusty bed and almost immediately fell asleep.
Hidan meanwhile was in the shower wondering what the hell just happened.
What's up with me today? Why in Jashin did I act like a total fucktard? He thought.
He let the hot water run down his body. It had been ten minutes already and Hidan decided he was clean enough. He got out and dressed in a pair of sweat pants.
He walked out of the bathroom expecting to see Kakuzu comparing his profits or whatever but was surprised to see him fast asleep on the bed. He actually looked cute snuggled up with his stitches crisscrossing his arms and face.
Hidan began dismissing the feelings and thoughts that he was currently experiencing. His relationship with Kakuzu was purely business nothing more. But what Hidan was feeling at the moment said different. Hidan was practically forcing himself not to jump on Kakuzu. But knowing Kakuzu, Hidan would probably end up sleeping outside in the freezing cold snow.
Dismissing all thoughts relating to Kakuzu, Hidan lay on the floor. It was seriously uncomfortable and cold. Hidan looked up to Kakuzu again, sleeping there peacefully.
Fuck Kakuzu. I don't care what he does to me, thought Hidan. He crawled into the bed with Kakuzu.
Hidan hadn't meant to but he wrapped his arms around Kakuzu and snuggled into his chest. Hidan prayed to Jashin that Kakuzu didn't wake up. Kakuzu mumbled softly something indistinct and wrapped his arms around Hidan. Hidan was surprised by this but also glad to feel Kakuzu's warmth. Hidan fell into the best sleep he ever had.
Well hope you enjoyed chapter 1.