As Kakashi walked home he found a pink cat
He thought,'What kind of person dyed a cat pink?'
He decided to take the cat home.
As he picked up the cat, he noticed that it was a girl and had pretty green eyes that reminded him of his ex-student.
"I can give this cat to her wheni finish washing it!" he said to himself.
When he got home he kissed the cats head and said, "You are the perfect present for Sakura."
As soon as he did that there was a poof and he saw a very...VERY naked Sakura with pink cat ears and a tail.
"Uh...hi Kakashi-sensei..." she said uneasily.
There was blood spurting out of his nose.
But she couldn't really see it because of the mask.
"Let me take that mask off of you!" she said cheerily.
As she took the mask off him she saw that she was completely naked.
"HOLY SHIT!" she said as she tried to cover herself up.
As she looked at the man in front of her she saw that he wasn't half-bad.
In fact he was incredibly good-looking.
No harelip.
No enormously large ears.
No buck teeth.
Just a scar barely down his cheek.
His lips were full but not to a horrible extent.
His nose was pointed and perfect and she couldn't take her eyes of his face.
When he finally got over his pervertedness he said,"Uhhhh Sakura...Why were you a cat?"
"I was a cat? Kakashi-sensei are you on drugs?" she asked
"I very well might be if I still see cat ears and a tail..." he said.
Sakura put her hand on top of her head and felt ears...CAT EARS! FUZZY MOTHER-FUCKIN CAT EARS!
"HOLY FLAMING TAMPONS!" she screamed.
"AH HA! So I was right..." said Kakashi.
"Why am I part cat..." Asked Sakura.
"I do not know...But I am liking the circumstances. You are very beautiful Sakura-chan." He said.
"I'm only 18 for God's sake..." she said with a sigh, "You are way too old for me."
And then with a poof she turned back into a cat.
Kakashi kissed her forehead the second time.
And then with a poof she was human again...well partially human.
Cat ears and tail still there.
"I think when you go outside you will need to wear a hat and a long skirt." said Kakashi.
"Ya think?" said Sakura sarcastically.
"At least we know what makes you turn back into a partial human...though did you hear anything before the blank?"
"Yeah...It said,'Your womanhood must be realized by a man who can love you and only his kiss,touch and love can bring you back.' Wierd, huh?" she said.
"then that means we have to find this man." said Kakashi.
"Okay!" she said ecstatically.
"But until then i'm going to have to kiss your forehead everytime you turn into a cat!" said the pervert.
"Okay..." she grumbled.