Tuba the purple dwarf grubdog

Tuba the purple dwarf grubdog is a special (in all means of the word) grubdog. Let's see what he's doing now, shall we?

Tuba: I like mudkipz!

Ok… Bad timing… How about now?

Tuba: If Bob has two apples and Jill has one, why don't they just shut up and eat all of George W. Bush's chocolate?

Wow… How about now?

Tuba: MAH MLKSHKS!!!!

Let's just go to tomorrow…

Tuba: I'm an official K.O.G. ranger! Now I can keep Oregon green!

…I meant the day after that day…

Tuba: Oh bugger! I left Britain and I still have this bloody accent!

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Tuba: Spongebob is purdy…

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Tuba: So there are these two guys in a hotel. One of them likes lemon pie, while the other likes lime pie. So they get into this HUGE fight, and then they all blow up!!!!!!!

I'm……….Leaving………..Now…………..

Tuba: YAY SESAME STREET!!!!