A/N I do not own Twilight or the characters
Horrifying
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BELLA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!" It was my birthday. AGAIN! I hate birthdays so much it's probably impossible to explain how much. Even now, that I'm a vampire, everybody makes me celebrate it and for crying out loud I will always stay eighteen, what's the point in celebrating my twenty-fifth birthday when it's actually my seventh, if they have to celebrate it then at least celebrate the right one. I was on the sofa; resting with my eyes closed.
"Look the birthday vampire is actually not destroying the house, and is sitting quietly on the sofa. Wow maybe this birthday will be different! Woooo hoooooo! I can't wait until you see what I got you!" Emmett was in front of me now, and I was sure it was him who was singing- I mean who else couldn't even hit one note being a vampire, yes that can only be Emmett.
Ohh yeah I remember my other birthdays; I was all moody throughout all the parties. Everyone tried to make me happy, but the only way to do that is to not celebrate the birthday completely. The only thing I like about my birthdays is that every time I have one, the Cullen's arrange a honeymoon for me and Edward. So far I have visited most of Europe, so this year I was planning on just staying here, since its Nessie's last year at school, and we don't want to miss a moment because we usually go for more than a month...
"Emmett, you have been hugging me for more than 10 minutes now I think it's time for you to let go." I said, while I was being squished by Emmett. "Well I can't help being exited, I mean your twenty five! This is a cause for mega celebrations!" he said, as he let go. "You know Emmett, if you weren't my brother in law, then I would think there is something wrong with you." I said as I sat back down on the sofa.
Edward came down with Jasper and Carlisle and they looked at me and Emmett. "Not being horrible or anything but Emmett, there is something wrong with you..." Carlisle said. Emmett stopped jumping, and turned to face Carlisle. "I can't believe you Carlisle, I thought, I thought you loved me!" He yelled as he ran upstairs. Carlisle sighed, and went up the stairs to follow Emmett. "Emmy, I didn't mean it..." Carlisle said as he reached Emmett.
"Yeah, this family has a lot of issues ... that we shouldn't discuss." Edward said as he sat next to me, Jasper snickered and went outside. "Well happy birthday love, too bad I'm the second person to tell you that today." He said as he leaned in. "Yeah Emmett beat you to that one..." I said but was cut off by Jasper coming back in spoiling the moment. "Have you guys seen Ali...?" He started but when he saw us he went out again with a frustrated look. "Oh, this family should have some spare time away from each other; it's getting a bit..." Jasper muttered in the distance, but was cut off by Edward yelling. "Don't even go there Jasper!" I looked over at Edward, and he had his annoyed look on.
"Oh Hunkypoo, you don't have to be so hard on Jazz, we both know that it's hard living here with everyone so crowded, and it's not like we can avoid bumping into each other at the wrong moments... And if I haven't forgotten that last week, Alice and Jazz were in their room and..." I said but he cut me off. "Yeah I know, I know, there's no need for the flashback, I still remember every detail in high definition. Curse this stupid Vampire memory!" he said with a hint of sarcasm. Yeah last week was real awkward; when Edward kindly intruded on Alice and Jazz's private time, and after that Edward decided enough was enough, and with that he packed his junk and moved to our cottage again. I decided life in the cottage was truly boring so I stayed with the guys and Nessie. So Edward and I usually move in and out, and in conclusion we never stay in the same house because we just get very bored.
"Well Hunkypoo, I know how to make that go away easily, and I think you know what I'm talking about..." I said trailing off. Before he could replay, Emmett came running into the living room, surprising me and Edward. "Hunkypoo? And you say I have problems..." Emmett said laughing, as he headed towards the door. "Emmett, you do not want to go there with me! And did I hear it right, or did you just dis my wife?!" Edward said, as he stood up. "Look Eddie, we all do and say things we don't mean... you know I love your wife, she is the life of the party!" Emmett said, and for the first time since, well since forever, Emmett was actually frightened of Edward. I couldn't really blame him; Edward had the 'don't mess with me' look, and with Edward that look is extremely terrifying.
"Emmett, you better shut up before I lose my self control, and I can tell you that my temper has nearly run out. And I think that even you being such a big moron should understand that that's not good for you!" Edward practically shouted, while breaking each word into a separate sentence. Wow I never saw him this mad before, only when I remember Jake crashing his car into Edwards Volvo; poor Tanya couldn't be fixed and so, Edward went out and bought Jimmy, but Jimmy never lived up to Tanya, even though they could pass out for twins. Yeah we had to be very careful to make sure Jake and Edward weren't in the same room for too long...
"Eddie, please just calm down, take a deep breath; in and out." I said trying to soothe him. He did as I said but suddenly turned towards me. "Bella honey, could you please call me Edward? Eddie kind of freaks me out." He said calmly; a little bit too calmly. "Yeah sorry Edd... I mean Edward." I said as I gave him a big, dazzling Cullen smile; he couldn't resist as he smiled back. "OK OK, lovebirds, but before you get anything going I came here to tell you that Alice wants both of you out the house till seven and she said you have to find Nessie and Jake and bring them over here. And I don't know what it is, but I'm guessing she is planning a sur..." he began, but Edward cut him off. "We don't know what she is planning right Emmett? So before you blurt out anything important, Bella and I are going to go." Edward said this with this creepy smile on his face, as he nodded with Emmett simultaneously to make sure he got it.
I don't know what was worse in this case; Emmett being frightened to death by Edward or Edward being all creepy and scary, but I did know one thing and that it wasn't going to be a peaceful night today for me or for the Cullen's. We started to head out the door, and before we left I got a glimpse of Emmett's horror struck face, which made me even more anxious. And so, with the dreadful thought Edward and I headed to the reservation to find Nessie and Jake for whatever horrifying reason they needed to be at the Cullen's for.
A/N I hope you enjoyed my first chapter =) please review