A/N: My first humor fic, should be funny to most people. Here goes! (I swear, that's become my saying.)

It was a dark and stormy night (minus the stormy), and DU EBRITHIL, a fan fiction writer who almost no one knows about, was trying to read a fan fic. It wasn't going to well. It was late and he was tired, so he decided to write a story. He would bring forth a thing of evil, and he would take over the world, one fandom at a time! DUN DUN DUUNN!

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Far away in the Eragon fandom, Ellesmera to be precise, a being began to form, she had perfect curves and a perfect face. She had raven hued locks, and her eyes were like the nighttime sky, dark blue, almost black. This could take up the rest of the chapter, so let's just cut to the chase, shall we?

Several more things happened as well. Another girl like her, just with golden hair, appeared in Uru'baen. They where, of course, sisters. And they were the doom of Alagaesia.

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Awendela Leonora Eliana rose from where she had been sleeping and went to find her mother, Queen Islanzadi. She wanted permission to go to Du fells nangoroth, the blasted mountain, where long ago the elves had destroyed many of the dragon's eggs. She wanted to look for any eggs that might have survived. From there it would be a simple matter o fit hatching for her. Then she would steal his heart, and take over the world. She soon spotted her mother with her super duper elf eyes.

"Mother!" she cried and she ran up to her.

"What?" said the queen, as the spell of them had not yet taken hold of her. "I'm n… ever to busy for my beautiful daughter!"

"Oh, mother!" said Awendela. "Can I go to those mountains that the dragon eggs where smashed at?"

"Of course, dear!" said her mother, and Awendela went out on her beautiful horse, her emerald green eyes shining with happiness.

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Jubilani Jovianne Eliana was in the torture room watching her father, King Galbatorix, torture Murtagh. Her Violet eyes filled with tears as she watched the man she loved be tortured by Galbatorix.

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Christopher Paolini looked on in horror as these words appeared on the computer screen. Some one was trying to send sues into his book! Then he saw something at the bottom of the page. It was like a little signature. It said: DU EBRITHIL. The characters crowded into his room and looked at the screen themselves.

"As soon as we leave we're going to have to act like this is actually happening, aren't we?" said Murtagh.

"Yes," said CP. "Until I figure out who this DU EBRITHIL is, you will have to deal with the sues. Let's hope this won't take long."

But it would. It would take longer then anyone expected.

A/N: There you have it. It will get funnier later on. I need some reviewers to make this work. So review. Please. Please. PLEASE!!! Get it? Got it. Good.