This is a public apology for my recently updated 'story.'
I did not, let me repeat, I DID NOT, mean to offend any of the readers on this site, Chris, or Mariska herself. The 'story' has been deleted of my own accord, and I hope that you all can forgive me.
I thought , it being Aprils Fools Day, this would make for a clever joke. Obviously not.
Looking back, I realize it was stupid, immature, and just plain old insulting to an amazing woman who all women and girls of all ages can idolize and look up to, who inspires us all, and who would never EVER do anything like that.
Once again, I am so, so sorry, and hope that this idiotic, pitiful excuse for a 'joke', using that word loosely, I assure you.
Thank you all for hopefully understanding, Bella.