Marthio5x presents... Leanneserved! The very first comedy fanfiction for both Leanne and Marth fans!

(Backstage)

Announcer: It's about time Marth arrived. Now we can start.

Leanne: ...

Announcer: Dude! I just taught you English the other day! Did you forget?

Leanne: I'm no sure 'bout dis

Marth: Dude. Did you mean you're not sure about this?

Leanne: Yes, Google, I meant... er mean... Whatever. I meant that.

Marth: Jeez. Hey Sonic! *gets slapped*

Announcer: Not every 5-year-old boy in a hedgehog costume is Sonic.

Marth: But he's in a blue hedgehog costume.

Leanne: What's a hedgehog?

Marth: Some weird looking animal. Wait...when did you start speaking correctly?

Leanne: Oh! There is he!

Marth: I spoke too soon...

Leanne: Hi, brother!

Reyson: Hi.

Marth: You're early.

Reyson: I am? 'Cuz when Gordin started playing Real Life Target Smash with his bow...never mind that.

Marth: Yeah. At 12:00 P.M., the show starts.

Reyson: ...Aw come on! It's 11:59!

Marth: Let's go then.

(Onstage)

Announcer: Ladies and not-so-gentlemen...Welcome to ...er...Leanneserved. Here is Leanne...er...yeah! Uh... Leanne!

-Everyone in the audience cheers for Leanne as she walks onstage.

Announcer: *whispers* How do you say your last name?

Leanne: *speaks the ancient tongue*

Announcer: Oooh...that's hard. And now we got Reyson...and...Marth? Why the & is Marth here? Seriously? You had to censor & ? Stop it! What is it that you have against Fa? Huh? Huh? Fa, Fa, Fa. There is nothing wrong with & ! I'm a Manakete too, ya know. It's insulting! & is my favorite character in Sword of Seals. Stop censoring & with ampersands and commercial ats! I love fighting with & and...THAT'S IT! *breaks the bleep button* Fa.

Villager: Come on, dude! That was my brand new iPhone! Now it's gone! *runs away while sobbing*

Marth: Now old men use iPhones now? Cooooooome ooooooooon!

Leanne: Now Reyson, how about we speak about this "Real Life Target Smash".

Reyson: Well... I forgot because he actually shot me in the head with an arrow.

Leanne: No he didn't...wait...is didn't even a word?

Marth: Yes.

Leanne: Anyway, Reyson here is too...*gets interrupted by Marth*

Marth:...embarrassed to explain what had happened?

Reyson: Yeah.

Leanne: Then show 'em that video! What are you waiting for?

Marth: Nothing. *turns the screen on and presses play*

(in the video)

Gordin: Nuts!

Reyson: Stop trying to shoot me!

Gordin: ...*shoots again* 5 points!

Reyson: Owwwwwww! *falls* But...why...?

Lena: *gasps* You killed him...

Navarre: Not even your god can save him.

Eliwood: This isn't the old FE anime!

(back to the show)

Leanne: Nuts? What are nuts? And how does Marth know all these big words?

Marth: I don't know...

Announcer: Did anyone get the reference?

Marth: Well...was the Eliwood part a reference?

Announcer: *laughs* Yeah. It's from...*gets interrupted by Marth*

Marth: No, no, no, no, no. Don't tell me... World Seven.

Announcer: Yes!

Marth: Oh, yeah! The part where Eliwood's new job was to stop others from making references!

Announcer: Is it only Marth and I who watched World Seven?

Marth: Yeah... Why's the next episode delayed?

Announcer: 'Cause LycianMercenary57's just slackin'

Marth: No she is not! She's just busy playing Mystery of the Em-

Leanne: What did I say about that game?

Marth: Absolutely nothing.

Leanne: This ain't that Absolutely Nothing Flipnote about May 22nd, 2011, right?

Marth: Nah. It's funny how Pawzlander and Marthio5x are the same person...

Announcer: But...LycianMercenary57 is Pawzlander, right?

Marth: So World Seven was created by the writer of Innes & Ephraim's 1000 Year Trip!

Announcer: Yep. What about SoM98?

Marth: Ellis?

Announcer: No, Marthio5x.

Marth: Ugh...It'll be outta bounds to have Marthio5x as my sister, right?

Announcer: Calm down. It's just fangirl love anyway...

Leanne: Isn't Marthio5x the Swordmaster obsessed with Swordmasters?

Reyson: Yup. She's also the mage who hates magic too.

Marth: Like I want to be related to a Swordmaster. I bet she'd reclass Ellis to some Myrmidon or something dumb like that.

Announcer: She already reclassed Jagen to a Swordmaster, so why not?

Marth: *slaps the announcer* If Ellis came with a knife -

Ellis: Hey Marth, wanna fight?

Marth: Yow, an enemy ambush!

Ellis: Ha...you still say that.

Marth: Why are you dressed like a Swordmaster?

Ellis: 'Cause Marthio5x owns Shadow Dragon.

Leanne: Aw, look what you did!

Announcer: Yeah, dude.

Ellis: Why are you blaming it on me?

Leanne: You made Marth to fainted!

Announcer: You meant "you caused Marth to faint," right?

Leanne: Yes.

Announcer: And that's what we need Marth for!

Ellis: Cain...what the Fa are you doing here?

Announcer: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Whyd'ya spoil it?

Ellis: I don't know...

Announcer: Now everyone knows me. Thanks!

Ellis: One problem: you're being sarcastic.

Reyson: Is that Gordin?

Gordin: Oh yeah it is!

Reyson: Yaaaah! *runs off*

Gordin: Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

Announcer: Alright.

Gordin: Ok. What did Naruto say to a customer buying I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

Leanne: Don't know...

Gordin: Believe it!

Announcer: Oh, wow.

Reyson: Ok. Making a show didn't work so...

Leanne: We don't got a job.

Gordin: Well I do! *chases Reyson*

Reyson: Nooooooooooooooooo!

Navarre: Did you really have to remind me of that terrible dream?

Marth: Yeah he did.

Ellis: Oh you're up. About time!

Leanne: Hi, Mist!

Ellis: I ain't Mist.

Marth: I still can't believe- *gets interrupted by Navarre*

Navarre: It's not butter!

Marth: No, the fact that you thought about soldiers beating the Sheeda out of you.

Navarre: That was easy.

Leanne: Talk about Staples!

Navarre: It's easy to remind me...but forgetting it is as hard as...*gets interrupted my Marth*

Marth: Beating me in Smash Bros?

Navarre: No, as hard a Sacred Stone.

Marth: Then it's easy.

Navarre: No.

Ellis: He's right. That man broke that Stone with one hand only. He crushed it like how some movie character crushed an apple.

Navarre: Fine. As hard as...breaking rules in front of Rutgar without getting caught.

Marth: You watch World Seven too? 5 points.

Reyson: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *runs off*

Announcer: Here.

Marth: Yes! 500G obtained!

THE END

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