This is 100 things not to do at Hogwarts We know it's been done before but we hope to make you laugh
Written by Ailish (You Electrify My Life) and I
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: we do not own Harry Potter
Rule 1 I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
A high pitched scream rang throughout the halls of Hogwarts in the great hall everyone looked
Up but continued eating waiting to see what entertainment the two girls would bring them today
At the Head table the three professors sitting in a row all looked straight at the doors waiting for
The chaos to start.
These three professors were called Professor McGonagall the head of Gryffindor and she
Thanked god every day for putting the two girls in Slytherin.
The professor on the left however was not so lucky around the school there was a rumour that
the two girls in question were the reason for the grey streak he had gained ever since they
joined the school 5 years ago not only being the head of Slytherin he was there main victim making fun
of his last name (it being Snape and that was too funny not to make fun of) as well as getting revenge
when he punished but he hardly ever punished them for
their misdeeds but he didn't bother too often because apart from never being caught they were
the best students in their year
The last professor in the row was Albus Dumbledore himself he looked at the doors waiting for
his secret favourite students although he loved all his students he couldn't help admiring how well
they pulled all the mischief they got into.
Another scream filled the air followed by a cry of
"Ailish I'm gonna kill you"
A girl with short blonde-brown hair ran in followed by a girl with green hair
Both continued to run around the hall screaming and shouting threats until Abi shopped straight in
Front of the head table her eyes glazed over and she started shaking she gave a scream and dived
over the head table knocking a jug of orange juice onto professor McGonagall's lap and landing on
Professor Snape's she hid her head in his chest and started shrieking about Pink Hephalump
The whole hall turned to look at Ailish she was glaring at an empty spot
Abi gave another shriek and pulled out a tub of salt throwing it at the ground, evil laughter filled the air coming from Ailish
She pulled out a pen and clicked the top then swung it at the empty space killing the hephalump
Abi let out a sigh of relief and jumped off Snape's lap hugged the other girl then both skipped to the Slytherin table laughing and talking
Ailish got out her wand and turned Abi's hair to its normal blonde
In sync both girls spread peanut butter on toast and started to eat it seemingly unaware of the rest of the students and the teachers looking at them
They both finished their toast in time for the bell
"Come on them herbology" Ailish said getting up and grabbing her bag Abi did the same they linked arms and skipped off to the green houses
Both sitting down at one of the table in the green house in front of Harry Potter and Ron Weasley they pulled out the work the class had been doing for the last week
The door opening announced professor sprout arriving
"Good morning class"
"Good Morning professor" the gryffindor's coursed the Slytherins stayed quiet
"Now let's see your projects"
Professor Sprout started walking down the green house commenting on the projects and giving congratulations to Neville's green plant thingy
When she get to the A twins she stopped
"Where's your project girls"
"Right he..."Abi Started then turned to look at Ailish "she ate them"
Both teacher and student turned to look at Ailish her pupils were dilated and she was shaking
"Abi I see them, I see them the creatures ohh the red ravens beautiful"
"Miss Riddle what exactly did you grow"
"Why Magic Mushrooms Miss after all they have magic at the beginning"
"That is not an except able project not to mention dangerous"
"Ohh she'll be fine she's only seeing the things I always see"
"Miss Riddle takes Miss Riddle to the hospital wing"
"Fine" Abi turned "hey where is she"
There on Draco Malfoy's lap was a half naked Ailish looking through his hair looking for mini cucumbers
"I'll get her" Abi sighed walking over to Ailish and getting her to follow her they both walked out the green house