It's All About the Animorphs
parody of: It' s all about theBenjamins by Puff DaddyNewLyrics By: Ellimist
What you wanna do?
Wanna be hiders? Yeerk Fighters? Nighters? Wasin time morphin venom biters?
nine to five with some fan fic writers?
Raidin' Yeerk Pools with Dracon Lighters?
Yeah morphin gills with parasite fryin skills
Flyin' with Bird Boy for thrills
Pick up a Horl-Bajir and give them a slam
Watch the Taxxons eat eachother like ham
Jake's got a Controller in his house
Got the traitor, David stuck as a rat or a mouse
Thinkin about slugs twenty- four hours a day
They could just fly away, gotta destroy Kandrona Rays
Slugss controlling head of WAA, He's the coannible Yeerk of course
They're so desperate they tried to control a horse
It's all about the Animorphs, what?
They've got to be the weirdest group I've ever heard
Thurning into animals? That's absurd
Visser Three think Andalite hosts are real neato
Wait til he goes human and tries a acheddar Cheeto
Your attacking the Visser? He'll cut you in half
In the slaughtershouse two of them as calfs
The blue box symbolizes when they and Elfangor met
They're the biggest hit on the internet
The Yeerk Pool is a hazard
Fall in and a parasite will be your master
Visser, you think your powers stellar?
Think you can send E-Mail like some regular AOLer
Buyin morphing cubes from chattin E-Bay sellers
The Morphs should do the world a favor and smack you like some tattle-teller
Rachel so close I'm suprised you can't even smell her
It's all about the Animorphs! Yeah!
It's all about the Animorphs! Yeah!
It's all about the Animorphs! Yeah
It's all about the Animorphs! Yeah!
Now, whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hiders? Yeerk Fighters? Nighters?
Wastin' time morphin venom biters?
Raidin the Yeerk Pool with Dracon lighters?
Wanna be in their crew ?
Fight aliens and turn into animals like they do?
There's Ax his real name is Aximilli
Obsessed with Cinabuns and "primative" TV
Ax's head has clocks, Try flying it rocks
They were normal until that blue box
Tobias now hunts with his beak
No tail? Ax thinks humans are weak
Marco uses his mom as bait
Usin Vissed One to knock her rival outta the state
The Yeerk Pool can get hectic
Oatmeal infected, Six none Yeerks detected
If your stories are good I'll list 'em
Some plots I'm tired of so I'll diss 'em
They can't tell you anything cuz they got to hide
If the Yeerks find em they'll crash like the tide
Did you hear about the Hork-Bajir named Dak?
Where do you think they got their power? A box of Cracker Jacks?
Your making fun of the Ellimist too?
He's gonna take his computer of existence and control-alt-delete you!
It's all about the Animorphs!
It's all about the Animorphs!
It's all about the Animorphs!
It's all about the Animorphs!
Now, whatcha wanna do?
Wanna be hiders? Yeerk fighters? Nighters?
Wastin' time morphin venom biters?
Raidin the Yeerk Pool with Dracon lighters?
What?!
Author's Notes:This is like a song/poem. Don't kill me over it. I only wrote it cuz I keep going to Animorph sites and they'r elooking for a theme song. Tell me what you think in reviews and e-mail. the_ellimist@juno.com