Hey guys! This is my first Kingdom Hearts fic so be nice and review!!!
Chapter One...Doctrine Girl
Disclaimer: iI own many things...except for kingdom hearts...Sigh.
She was standing there...in the rain..waiting for a taxi to take her to the castle. Her orange hair was soakin wet, and her black robe was riped. She was pissed.
" Argh!!!!! I'm going to tell you one more time! I need a Taxi to get to Xemnas's castle ! "
The nobody standing behind the counter looked at the woman like she was stupid.
" God damn...you nobody's get dummer and dummer everytime I need a taxi! "
The woman pulled out a knife. The knife was shimmering with a green arua around it. The woman threw knife at the nobody, and it bearly missed it's head. The nobody freaked out and pushed a red button on the desk. A cab came instanly.
" Ok...now that Roxas has abandoned us, and Larxene quit...we need to bring are numbers back to thirteen...or at least twelve." Xemnas stated.
Demyx nodded. " I tottaly argee with you one hundred percent !"
Every one looked at Demyx, then gave there attention to Xemnas
" Ass kisser." Xigbar mumbled.
" Hey I heard that ! I'm sitting right next to you ya know !"
Xemnas staired at Demyx." Silence Demyx ! Can't you see I'm talking?"
" Yea...but...Xigbar...-
" HE SAID BE QUITE !" Saix yelled.
Demyx sunk in his chair.
" Well anyway...were was I...oh yeah...Larxene quit and we need a replacement."
" She only quite 'cause Axel was herassing her! " Demyx interupted again.
Axel glanced at Demyx." Would you please shut the hell up?"
Demyx sunk in his chair again.
" Anyway..for the second time..I've found the perfect member to take the tittle of number twelve..and her name is...
Xemnas paused." Marluxia were is she? "
" She has'nt come in yet...I think she's running late."
" No duh..." Lexeaus sighed.
" I don't care who comes through that door...as long as she's hotter than Larxene..I don't care." Xigbar exclaimed.
" I hear ya ! " Demyx interupted again.
Axel took out his chakrim." Can I please kill him now?"
Just when Axel was about to attack Demyx..The doors poped open. there stood a soaked woman, with soaked orange hair. Her make-up was drenched all over her face. Half of her robe was cute off, leaving just enogh fabric to cover her body.( at least the nessesatys).
The woman looked at all of the men stairing at her. Even Xemnes could'n t help but look.
" What the hell are all you guys looking at?"
Luxord grined." Oh...Xemnas..I see you..trying to get your A' game back ay?"
Xemnas's eyes widened." What?!" Xemnas coughed. Ok.. why are you so late?"
" You would'nt believe this, but traffic was being a total bitch."
Demyx raised his hand." You know...not to sound gay or anything..but what is she good for?"
The woman glaired at Demyx. Five knives apeared in between her hands. She threw them all the way at Demyx and missed. Considering that he was sitting in a tall chair.
" WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME TODAY?" Demyx groined.
The knives hit the back of the wall, and the wallpaper started to melt away. Every glanced hard at the Woman and gulped.
The woman flipped her hair." It's just acid you pricks."
" Every one nearly melted when she spoke."
Xemnas recolected his self. " Oh I almost forgot. Why don't you tell everyone your name? "
" My name is...
Ah hahahahah! clifffies!!!!!! On the first Chapter!!!!!!!!