Life is the best isn't it. You see my mother, after winning, well in her case losing the custody battle against my father over me, decided that it would be a great idea to move. Not just to any state, no, you'd think a 40 year old would want to move to sunny California or New York, nope not this old lady she chooses the Olympic peninsula. She doesn't think that our life is shitty enough we have to move to a place that accommodates those feelings. So here we are packing away our stuff in our new home. I'm not always this hostile just when the situation calls for it, Hence the smartasstics.
I'm kind of pissed at my parents at the moment, yeah they both suck, but one more year and I'm out of here. My mother had to go buy the biggest house in Forks to make it look like if she lives a luxurious life but in reality it as money from the divorce settlement that paid for everything. See my dad's a lawyer and my mom's a pastry chef, so she got a lot of money from him. She even took stuff that she doesn't use like the H3, the pool table, and his hunting bow, like really a hunting bow mom. When I asked her what she was going to do with all of this stuff she said "nothing just as long as your father doesn't have it." I should have predicted that whole conversation, but I got a Hummer out of it. I'm Skylar by the way Skylar Stuart currently residing in forks, Washington.