Jake was walking down the street from school,talking to Marco.
"Heavens to Betsy!"Jake yelled.Marco looked at him weird,then looked up himself.He laughed.
"BEAM ME UP,SCOTTY!!!!"Marco screamed at the Enterprise. Suddenly,Jake and Marco were in the enterprise.Jake started beating Marco because he was going to be late for his date with Cassie that evening.Suddenly,Cassie and Rachel were 'beamed up',then Tobias and Ax.Rachel walked over to the captain's chair.
"Can we go home now?"she whined to the captain.
"Pik-a-chu..."the captain replied,looking a little yellow.
"Drode!"Everyone screamed in unison.
"No,I'M Drode!"Drode yelled,working the control panels.
"You're not Drode,he is!"Cassie screamed.
"I AM!"
"HE IS!"
"What,no fries?"Marco complained,eating the captain.
Suddenly there was a jarring rock,and Ax was Obi Won Kenobe.Rachel looked at Ax-Obi,screamed,and fainted.Then Rachel started growing fur... Soon,Rachel had become a wool carpet,Jake had become Yoda,Cassie Queen Amidala,and Marco was R2D2. When everyone woke up,they were their normal,idiotic selves.Except they were in a slave holding pen.A Catteni lashed a forcewhip,hitting Jake in the face.They were forced to walk into a cramped,smelly transport.
"What?No dinner?"Marco whined.Tobias,who was a nothlit hawk/nothlit human,beat up Marco because he didn't want to get forcewhipped.Suddenly,Rachel morphed a Hork Bajir and beat up all the Catteni in sight.They found their transport to the Davion capital,where they met up with Alanis Morsette,and became a lance of Mechwarriors who never got along.They were disolved,and headed toward the Klingon homeworld,but they got side tracked and wound up in this little backwater planet with dragons.The people there called it Pern.Alanis was killed by some silver thread like stuff that ate her head to toe(Marco's comment: "That's ironic!")and the group was shoved into something called the hatching sands where dragon babies trampled you over.They got back to Earth,but it wasn't their earth.The Vampire Lestat had taken over,and he gained his power by sucking Yeerk blood.Then The whole group became vampires ,and Ax died because he didn't have a mouth to suck blood with.Then Cassie woke up with a plate of moldy chicken beside her in what is known as THE END.
"Heavens to Betsy!"Jake yelled.Marco looked at him weird,then looked up himself.He laughed.
"BEAM ME UP,SCOTTY!!!!"Marco screamed at the Enterprise. Suddenly,Jake and Marco were in the enterprise.Jake started beating Marco because he was going to be late for his date with Cassie that evening.Suddenly,Cassie and Rachel were 'beamed up',then Tobias and Ax.Rachel walked over to the captain's chair.
"Can we go home now?"she whined to the captain.
"Pik-a-chu..."the captain replied,looking a little yellow.
"Drode!"Everyone screamed in unison.
"No,I'M Drode!"Drode yelled,working the control panels.
"You're not Drode,he is!"Cassie screamed.
"I AM!"
"HE IS!"
"What,no fries?"Marco complained,eating the captain.
Suddenly there was a jarring rock,and Ax was Obi Won Kenobe.Rachel looked at Ax-Obi,screamed,and fainted.Then Rachel started growing fur... Soon,Rachel had become a wool carpet,Jake had become Yoda,Cassie Queen Amidala,and Marco was R2D2. When everyone woke up,they were their normal,idiotic selves.Except they were in a slave holding pen.A Catteni lashed a forcewhip,hitting Jake in the face.They were forced to walk into a cramped,smelly transport.
"What?No dinner?"Marco whined.Tobias,who was a nothlit hawk/nothlit human,beat up Marco because he didn't want to get forcewhipped.Suddenly,Rachel morphed a Hork Bajir and beat up all the Catteni in sight.They found their transport to the Davion capital,where they met up with Alanis Morsette,and became a lance of Mechwarriors who never got along.They were disolved,and headed toward the Klingon homeworld,but they got side tracked and wound up in this little backwater planet with dragons.The people there called it Pern.Alanis was killed by some silver thread like stuff that ate her head to toe(Marco's comment: "That's ironic!")and the group was shoved into something called the hatching sands where dragon babies trampled you over.They got back to Earth,but it wasn't their earth.The Vampire Lestat had taken over,and he gained his power by sucking Yeerk blood.Then The whole group became vampires ,and Ax died because he didn't have a mouth to suck blood with.Then Cassie woke up with a plate of moldy chicken beside her in what is known as THE END.