At an airport in England; a ton of people were exiting a plane.
Then Milo Murphy exited the plane and looked around.
"Nice change of scenery." said Milo.
He smiled as his sister Sara, Melissa, and Zach appeared.
"This is going to be a great vacation." said Milo.
"Yeah, we're going to be in the country where Doctor Zone originated from." said Sara.
At a baggage claim; Bill the Hedgehog was checking out the baggage that was coming on the belt.
He noticed one that was shaped like a banjo case and picked it up.
"Here we go." said Bill.
He opened the case and saw his banjo.
"Perfect." said Bill.
He started playing his Banjo and people put money in the case.
He looked at the money and became confused.
"What no dollars?" said Bill.
Then his cousin appeared.
"That's the type of money the British charge you, they charge pounds." Said Sonic.
"Right, that makes sense." Said Bill.
The two then saw a suitcase on the belt and Meek who was only in his purple shirt, blue jeans, and black hiking boots grabbed it before opening it up to reveal his leather jacket, Bounty Hunter gauntlet, and Quick Ball.
The meerkat then put the gauntlet on followed by the jacket.
"Yeah, I look really good in leather." Said Meek.
"Keep the jacket off and we might see some muscles." Said Sonic.
"Don't worry I've been getting some." Said Meek.
He then noticed a guitar shaped case and grabbed it.
"Besides, the only reason we're here is because Milo won a contest." Said Meek.
Flashback
Two days ago; there was a truff dunk contest and Bobby Santiago was sitting on a bench over some water next to Soar the Eagle.
"Step right up, dunk the man and win a trip for a bunch of people to London, England." Said Soar.
Sonic walked over and grabbed a ball.
"I'm in." said Sonic.
He did a spin dash and threw the ball but it missed the target.
The ball wound up going through Barney the Dinosaur's head who then fell on the ground dead.
"Ooh, too bad, but because you killed Barney the Dinosaur, you're getting a consolation prize." Said Soar.
He pulled out a Steam gift card and gave it to Sonic.
"A fifty-dollar gift card to buying any game from the Steam website." Said Soar.
Sonic walked off.
"Now who's next?" said Soar.
Milo then appeared.
"I'll try my luck." Said Milo.
Then a ton of people pulled out riot shields.
Milo then tossed a ball and it hit the target, sending Bobby in the water.
"WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!" yelled Soar.
Everyone cheered and Sonic chuckled.
"Huh neat. Something bad didn't happen for once." Said Sonic.
Soar smirked and became grossed out.
"Why did I say Chicken Dinner? IM A FREAKING BIRD!" shouted Soar
"I take it back." Said Sonic.
End Flashback
"Worth it." Said Sonic.
A very shocked Wart and Sam were coming down an escalator.
"I have been taken advantage of in so many ways I never knew." Said Wart.
"This is what happens when you get Vibranium bones, you set off the metal detectors." Said Sam.
"Well that guard didn't have to go feeling me up everywhere, even at my balls." Said Wart.
"You should have just done what Wolverine always does when he goes to an airport checkpoint." Said Sam.
"Ask for a pat down?" said Wart.
Sam nodded.
"Yeah right." Said Wart.
Later; the entire group which now included Bobby, Lori, Leni, Luna, Knuckles, Ray, Globox, Janna, Mina, Bunnicula, Chester, and Harold were outside the airport.
"Hmm, Australia sure seems nice." Said Knuckles.
"This is England." Said Janna.
"Even I know that." Said Globox.
Knuckles punched the toad.
"Don't push me." Said Knuckles.
Suddenly; two cars crashed into each other and exploded.
Two women who were walking by became shocked.
"Good lord, those two cars crashed into each other." Said one of the British women.
"Who's responsible for this?" said the second woman.
Then everyone pointed to Milo who became confused.
"Why am I always being blamed for everything?" said Milo.
"Might as well blame someone who's cursed." Said Wart.
He then got mad.
"Except there isn't." said Wart.
Meek then kneed Wart in the balls, causing the warthog to groan in pain.
"Milo is cursed, he's forever doomed to suffer the unfortunate consequences of Murphy's Law. Oddly enough he sees it as a gift." Said Meek.
"It is a gift." Said Milo.
"No, it's definitely a curse." Said Zach.
Sonic chuckled.
"Really? I know a half genie named Shantae who just might be able to lift the Murphy's Law curse." Said Sonic.
Everyone became confused.
"I thought you had trust issues with genies." Said Bill.
"It's a genie hybrid, much more different." Said Sonic.
"HOW YOU JERK!" everyone shouted.
"She's half human." Said Sonic.
Zach then pulled out a map and started looking at it.
"This map makes no sense at all." Said Zach.
Bill looked at the map and took it out of Zach's hands before flipping it around.
"It was upside down." Said Bill, "According to this, the hotel is supposed to be near the Big Ben Tower."
Everyone became shocked.
"Seriously?" said Melissa.
"Yep." Said Bill, "Question is, how're we going to get to the hotel? We can't just have Sonic run us over there one at a time."
"I am not too keen on doing that, I'm not that strong." Said Sonic.
The group then saw a double decker bus sputtering before stopping in front of them.
"Oh great, we're going to have to walk to our own stops now." Someone on the bus said.
The passengers and driver groaned before leaving the bus.
The others became shocked.
"That answer your question?" said Ray.
Bill nodded.
Meek pulled a huge crescent wrench out from his jacket.
"Alright, let's see what I can do with this vehicle." Said Meek.
Everyone became confused.
"Where did you get that wrench?" asked Sonic.
"Home Depot." Said Meek.
At Buckingham Palace; two guards were standing guard when a figure in a brown hooded cloak with a UPS symbol appeared with a huge crate.
"Special delivery for the royal family." Said the figure.
The guards became confused.
"We didn't hear anything about a delivery to be made. Better double check." Said a guard.
Before the two guards could do anything; the figure aimed two robotic like finger guns at the goons and shot them in the heads, killing them.
The figure removed the cloak, revealing that it was Swiss Army.
He then blew the barrels of his finger guns.
"Even at point blank range I never miss." Said Swiss Army.
He then laughed.
"Damn I'm good." sad Swiss Army, "But thanks to all those times I'm now down to 11 lives."
A knocking sound was heard from inside the crate.
"Hey let us out of here." Said a voice, "I can't take another minute of this banana eater's farting."
"I don't eat banana's, I hate them." Said another voice.
"Will you just let us out of here already?" said a third voice.
Swiss Army sighed before pulling the crate open, revealing that Verminious Snaptrap, Larry, Gorilla Grodd, and Mr Mxyzptlk were crammed together in the box and the group climbed out of it.
"What the hell is wrong with you cramming us in that crate all together? We could have just used my powers to show up inside the palace undetected instead of just going through that hassle." Said Mxyzptlk.
Swiss Army smacked the imp.
"Because mysteriously appearing in one of the most heavily guarded buildings in England would draw tons of attention. The guards would never stop trying to figure out how we showed up here." Said Swiss Army.
"That's why I brought each of you instead of those doofuses I usually work with; Mxyzptlk to make an illusion too keep everyone from getting curious, Grodd to put the guards under my control, Swiss Army to kill the royal family, and Larry just because he wants to do some sightseeing." Said Snaptrap.
The group looked around.
"Alright, so far no one is wondering anything, we got to work fast. Swiss Army, make sure the family dies either by accident or by natural causes." Said Snaptrap.
Swiss Army chuckled.
"Yeah right, I'm not Jason Statham. Look, you hired me to do away with the royal family and anyone else I did away with for extra, but if you want me to make any deaths seem natural or accidental, then you're going to have to pay me triple up front." Said Swiss Army.
"Unacceptable, you're working for what I gave you upfront and that's final." Said Snaptrap.
Swiss Army then stuffed some swiss cheese in Snaptrap's mouth and the rat became shocked before puffing up.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE YOU IDIOT!" yelled Snaptrap.
"I've got an EpiPen, but I'll only use it if you give me triple the payment upfront this very minute." Said Swiss Army.
"OK OK YOU HAVE A DEAL!" shouted The Rat.
Gorilla Grodd turned rob larry.
"How did you end up with him for a brother in law?" asked the Ape.
"I married his sister." Said Larry.
Swiss Army pulled out an EpiPen and injected some of the medicine into Snaptrap, causing him to deflate.
"There's no going back on your word Verminious." Said Swiss Army, "Because I know where you live."
Snaptrap gulped.
"Curse the fact that I'm still living with my mother." Said Snaptrap.