High Times with Sasuke and Naruto
"Sasuke, how come you're so quiet all the time?" asked the tall blonde boy hanging upside down from the tree branch his raven haired friend was sitting under.
"I don't know Naruto, how come you're always so loud and giggly like a school girl?" replied Sasuke.
Naruto gave a course laugh.
"Wanna find out?" he said, dropping from the branch and wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
The brunette slowly arched one brow…
"Damn," said Sasuke, coughing up thick smoke, passing the blunt back to Naruto.
"Riiiiiiiiiiiight?" said Naruto, taking another drag off the blunt.
TWO HOURS AND THREE BLUNTS LATER…
Sasuke was doubled over laughing hysterically at something Naruto said, falling backwards into the bathtub. They had hot boxed Naruto's bathroom, which was now hazy with smoke. He tried to catch his breath, but he just couldn't stop laughing. Naruto was looking at him in the funniest way.
The Uchiha's eyes were red as cherries, and the blonde's were so squinty they were slits.
"You… you're so…" Sasuke said in between bursts of manic laughter, "You're so stoned…"
Naruto giggled. "You can't talk man," he said, right before his stomach growled like an angry dog. This sent Sasuke, who had been collecting himself a bit, right back into hysterics.
"Dude I'm fucking hungry. Let's get some ramen!" said Naruto enthusiastically. Sasuke checked his pockets.
"I would, but I don't have any money…" he said, despairing over the fact that he would have to walk all the way home stoned, by himself, and on an empty stomach.
"Me either. The old man gives me free ramen if I smoke down with him. You're totally invited if you wanna come, he'll feed both of us, no charge," said the blonde, extending a hand to help Sasuke out of the bathtub.
"Really? Thanks, I appreciate it. I'll return the favor sometime," he said, staggering to his feet with Naruto's help.
"Don't worry about it, I struck a deal with Pervy-Sage, so now I get all the free stanky dank I can smoke," he said, grinning ear to ear.
"What deal?" Sasuke asked, intrigued as they made their way out of the bathroom and into Naruto's room.
Naruto began digging through his closet, finding a show box and opening it to reveal six or seven huge plastic bags filled to the brim with dank ass weed. He grabbed one and stuffed it in a nap sack and began explaining.
"Well, he taught me a bunch of new jutsu and stuff, right? But no matter how much he taught me I wouldn't teach him how to do my harem jutsu. So one day, he was like, 'Naruto, I've been thinking. And I have come to the decision that learning that special jutsu of yours is invaluable to my research. So I am willing to make a deal with you. I'll give you a free pound of refer if you teach me how to do that harem jutsu of yours,'" Naruto said as they made their way out of the house and down the street towards the ramen shop.
"So I was like, 'Whaaaaaat?' I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't smoke refer,' and he was all like 'Don't play dumb. Don't think I haven't looked through your bag. You and I both know that this is the only thing that will convince you to teach me,'" Naruto's impression of Jiraiya had Sasuke cracking up all over again.
"And so I was like, 'Ok, fine. But first, how are you going to get a pound of weed?' and he was like, 'Between you and me, I dabble in growing here and there…' And so then my mind started going in over drive, you know what I'm sayin'? So I was like, 'Well, we could do that or…' and Pervy-Sage was like 'OR WHAT?' and I was like 'Or… I could teach you the multi-harem jutsu and you could give me a pass for unlimited bud for life.'" He paused, looking at Sasuke.
"And here we are," he said with a smile as he finished with his story and the two arrived at the ramen shop at the exact same time.
"I see…" said Sasuke, who was a little preoccupied drooling at the smell of ramen, a food he usually found revolting but now it seemed like the most delicious smelling item on the planet.