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"Ginny, I really don't think this is what the Professor meant by a report on the practical multi-functionality of muggle uniforms," Hermione muttered uneasily as she tried to wriggle her hands unsuccessfully through the handcuffs. Ginny giggled and whispered back as she positioned herself behind Hermione, working the belt of her pants as she did so, "Now, now, you did promise to help me. It is your duty as our resident muggle expert. Now, hold still while I confirm whether the baton is as multifunctional as page 194 of Everett's Guide to All Things Muggle for Wizarding Dummies claims ..."