One day Guts after destroying was must have been like a billion demons, felt incomplete. Glory, and Gold only went so fat, Killing foul beasts for a living just isnt what its hacked up to be. So he decided to go find a woman to become his other half. But where to start?! What kind of woman could satify his needs? There was obviously one ONE place to look, and that place was the whore house.
As he aproached, there was a line from here to Bangladesh. Guts not being one to let some peasants get in his way began decapitating and mauling all the poor souls in front of him. Blood splatered all over his nice armor which totally got him mad so he killed a random furry to make him feel better. After the carnage, he reached the front of the line... And he met the Pimp who ran the house. Grifith, tried to stop guts, saying SHE would be all he would be the only thing he woudl ever need tried to pull Guts away. Guts, obvioudly not into dudes impaled him on his sword, Which was totally awesome, killed him as hard as he could!
The pimp totally in awe of his dope killing style let guts take his choice of woman on the house. Anything his heart desired. At that moment a spider monkey threw some poop at the pimp and totally messed up his crocodile skin boots. Guts thought was was totally sweet and decided to befriend the monkey. He paper trained him and totally became best buds for like at least 2 weeks. Being all sorta happy, they rode off into the sunset or something...
The End