If you were gay
Disclaimer: D.Gray-man doesn't belong to me.
If you were gay © Robert Lopez
Summary: Lavi sings 'If you were gay' for Kanda. But Kanda deny that he was a gay. Lavi keep singing and it made Kanda sick! Finally, he did something that made Lavi stop singing.
Kanda was sitting in the library with a thick book with him. That day was a perfect day. The sun shone brightly. The birds were singing happy-perfect-day song. There was no mission for Kanda. Allen, the Bean sprouts, was in long-term mission. It was just Kanda and his beloved thick book in a peaceful library.
Kanda just started to read the first page when suddenly Lavi came from the front door.
"Hey! Yuu-chan!" shouted Lavi cheerfully. Kanda sighed. He was sure that Lavi was going to ruin his perfect day.
"Hi Lavi." Said Kanda as he gave Lavi his famous death-glare.
"You'll never guess what happened to me at the coffe shop this morning! This guy… was smiling at me, and talking to me…" said Lavi as he sat on the desk in front of Kanda.
"wow, that's very interesting." Replied Kanda without moved his eyes from the first page of the book.
"This guy was very nice to me, and, huh… I think he was come along to me. And umm… I think.. he might thought that I was gaaaay…" said Lavi as he stretched his head and grinned widely.
Kanda closed his book and faced Lavi. "Wow, why you telling me this?" asked Kanda who annoyed with Lavi's unnecessary information with a mad tone. "and why should I care? I don't care." Then, Kanda back to read his book. Lavi's voice was realy disturbing. It made Kanda didn't concentrate with the book.
Lavi stared Kanda with a sorry look. "Oh Yuu-chan… you don't have to gave me all the defenses. I just-.."
"Shut up, Lavi. And don't call me with my fist name. just Kanda." Said Kanda in harsh manner.
"Uh.. Oh.. Yu- Kanda…"
"Just shut the hell up Lavi. I am trying to read."
"I didn't mean anything, Kanda. I just think about something that we shoul be able to talk about." Lavi said and gave Kanda his puppy-eyes look on his cute face.
"I don't want to talk about some gay that you've met."
Lavi got off from the desk and started to walk around Kanda. "Okay… Just so you know…"
Lavi walked to the back of Kanda. And started to sing.
If you were gay…
That'd be okay
I mean coz, Hey! I like you anyway…
Kanda seem didn't care about Lavi's song. What the hell did he mean by his song?? If I were gay??
Because you see… if it's were me….
I would feel free to say, that I was gay! But-I'm-not-gay.
Kanda rolled his eyes. That song made him sick! Eh, wait, did he think that… I mad at him because I was gay?
"Uh.. Lavi, please… I am trying to read."
But Lavi didn't care. He kept singing.
If you were gay… I'd still be here…
Because you-dear-to-me…
And I know that you… will accept me too…
(kanda: "I would?")
If I told you today, 'Hey guess what! I'm gay!' but-I'm-not-gay
I'm happy… Just be with you…
If you were gay…
Kanda stand up all of sudden until his chair fell.
"Err… Yuu-chan?" Lavi looked confused and scared of Kanda's sudden act.
"Okay Lavi, your song is made me sick." Kanda looked Lavi right into his eyes with a death-glare.
"I- I'm so- sorry Yuu-chan…"
"I AM GAY" said Kanda calmly.
"You're a WHAT?? You- GAY?? I mean, seriously?" Lavi shocked.
Kanda grab Lavi's wrist and pulled him close. "Yuu.. what the hell are yo-…"
Lavi couldn't finish his word. His lips were locked by Kanda's. Kanda kissed him slightly. Then, He broke the kiss. And he walked away left Lavi behind.
Lavi stopped singing.
Hello all!! This is my very first D.Gray-man fanfiction. I'm sorry for the grammar mistakes. I'm not speaking English, and this is un-beta-ed.
Comment, please? Please? Please?