As all Hell broke loose- part one

Disclaimer- I own NOTHING mentioned here. excpet perhaps myself. But then again....


Note- I am not to be trusted alone in my house with DBZ tapes and my brain. This fic proves it.
that, and I messed with everyone's ages and timelines, etc. etc. etc.


The scene opens at the Son house. Chichi and Bulma are sitting chatting while Goku and
Vegeta are sparring overhead. Both are in Super Saiyen 4. (and Gohan can hit his Mystic level)
An 18-year-old Gohan is watching a 7-year-old Trunks and a 6-year-old Goten play around planning
mischief while Gohan's Girlfriend, Videl, looks on. Krillin and Yamcha are there as well and
are catching up on everyone's news. Piccolo even had the good grace to show up, and he sat
a good distance off meditating. A sudden cry pierced the peacefulness, but no
one looked up. It was only a two-month-old Bra crying from inside the house for her mother. Yes,
Bulma had had a daughter, much to Vegeta's dismay, but though he wouldn't admit it, the arrogant
Prince really did love his princess. Bulma walked inside followed by Chi chi to comfort her
daughter. Everything was normal; peaceful. There was no way anyone present could have sensed that
in just a few moments, all Hell would break loose. But it would do so so quitely and shrewdly that
not even the ever watchful Piccolo would sense a disturbance. But it was there.

Down in Hell, King Kold had raised up a powerful army consisting of Freiza, Koola, all
of Freiza's dead followers, and all of the dead Saiyens, including Nappa and Radditz. The Saiyens
now followed Kold beacause they had no other choice. He was infinitely more powerful than any
Saiyen could ever be. King Kold tricked the ignorant ogres (you know, the red and blue ones) into
revealing the way out, and nearly every evil being who ever died followed. A ship was aquired,
and before they knew it, the old Kold dynasty was up and running, ten times more powerful than
it had been seven years ago. But what concern was this to the Z warriors? they were millions of
times more powerful now than Kold and his army. Even Goten and Trunks, who could go Super Saiyen
could probably stand a chance against Freiza.

"And that is the difficulty we must overcome," Said King Kold, turning away from a moniter
showing the Son house to face Freiza, Koola, Zarbon, Dodoria, and the Ginyu Force (minus Captain
Ginyu. he's still a frog ^_^) "That child caused us much trouble. his father did as well. So did
Vegeta. I believe we could have beaten them, had Freiza not been so foolish as to trust that Ice
child. And we still can defeat them, though they have grown more powerful. We simply need to
use tact this time instead of attacking head on. If only we had more information on them."

"Um, sir?" Jeice ventured. Kold nodded at him to show he should continue. "Well there's
a new technology called the Internet. It's supposed to have all sorts of information." Kold
smiled.

"Yes. Of course. What an excellant idea." and so, Kold had the entire army off to search
cyberspace for suitable information. By the end of the week, they had found numerous helpful little
tid bits, such as how to sheild your ship so the Ki of the passengers could not be sensed by
anyone outside, how to build a Ki sensing device to act as a security system, and most importantly,
DBZ websites. Thousands of DBZ websites. Sites dedicated to Goku, Trunks, Gohan, Vegita, even a site
dedicated to Freiza. But the most useful site by far was undoubtably a little site called
fanfiction.net . Here Kold discovered endless information on weaknesses of the Z senshi, but what
stuck out most was the huge amount of authors who seemed to adore that pesky little brat... four
stuck out quite prominantly. Daughter of Chaos, mysticGohan33, Barbo-chan, and Chelsee.

"This is what we need." Kold told the group assembled. "These people have knowledge of that
brat. They also seem to have great power. Look at what they write of. It has all come to pass
in one time or another. we need them to further our plan." The group nodded.

Elsewhere, a sixteen-year old girl is sleeping peacefully in her bed, unaware of the plots
brewing. She has long brown hair and has obviously fallen asleep unintentionally, for she has
the first book in a The Wheel of Time series propped open beside her. A large half-eaten
package of multi-colored dinner mints is spilling over the floor. She has fallen asleep in her
clothes- blue-jeans torn at the knees and a buttoned white shirt. Upon closer inspection of the
room, we find that this girl has many interests. A bathing suit lays crumpled in the corner, and
spilling everywhere are sketched pictures of a young boy with wild hair in a pair of overalls.
Four cats lounge lazily around the room, occaisionally sniffing at a unicorn figurine or Dragon
poster. The playstation game 'Thousand Arms' has a place of honor on her dresser. Suddenly, each
of the cats arches its back and lets out a hiss. A blue beam has suddenly penetrated the ceiling.
The girl floated up a few feet and vanished. The cats resumed napping.

On the ship, Kold laughed silently as Daughter of Chaos landed softly in a Cell behind him
"One down- three to go." and he set off for his next target.

Across the country, another girl, younger than Daughter of Chaos by 3 years, has given
in to sleep. She is in a white room on a flower-patterned couch, and judging by the scowl on her
face, she doesn't approve of it. There is an empty canister labeled sugar on the floor next to
her and on her head is perched a Siamese cat, keeping a watchful vigil from her dark blonde hair,
shifting every so often to rearrange his claws in her scalp. The girl wakes up suddenly and gropes
around for her glasses. Its 3 AM. Time to wake up. Grinning, she balances the cat on her head while
trying to walk into the kitchen. However, this particular cat is afraid of heights and only manages
to fall off, adding yet another scratch to the girls impressive collection. suddenly a purple
light erupted out of the ceiling. The girl looked up with an amused expression on her face.

"Well this is new." And she promptly passes out. On the ship, mysticGohan33 landed with a
soft thud in a cell next to Daughter of Chaos. Kold chuckled again. Two more to go.

The next victim sat awake, a can of mandarine oranges by her side, in front of her computer,
considering her next topic. Writer's block had set in and she was fighting it with everything she
had but it just was not working. She pushed her out-of-control bangs out of her eyes,
tightened her long blonde braid, and proceeded to stare at the computer screen, munching
occaisionally on an orange. Getting restless, she began to pace, her sandels slapping the floor.
What could she write about? Cheese, perhaps? No, there was only so much you could do with cheese.
She looked down at her toes as if the answer lay there. It didn't. A cat meandered in, glanced
at her wiggling her toes, and meandered out. Seconds later, a red beam of light enveloped the girl,
who looked at it curiously.

"Hmm.." she thought, studying it for a few moments. "This definitely is not safe." Her
last thought before losing consciousness was: "This would make a great fic..."

On Kold's ship, Chelsee landed in a cell adjacent to Daughter of Chaos. "Just one more
now." Kold practically giggled with glee. One more and he could launch his plan.

The last victim lay asleep in her bed. Her dark hair was spread over her pillow from a pony
tail. She, like Daughter of Chaos, had fallen asleep in her clothes- jean shorts with an adidas
tank-top. She had a few pictures of cats on the walls, and many of dogs. When a green beam pierced the
the ceiling illuminating the posters, the girl opened one eye wearily, only to slam it shut again
She rolled over and pinched herself- hard. She felt it and her eyes flew open as the beam drew her
upward. Instantly her stubborn streak kickedin and she began to try and fight it, but to no avail.
With a force not likely to be discovered until the 30th century, the green light pulled her through
the ceiling.

On the ship, barbo-chan landed softly in the cell across from mysticGohan33. Kold was beaming.
tomorrow they would commence with step two of the plan. With these four girls, who seemed to know
the Z warriors so well, how could they lose? Kold began making preperations. They were so far
off in space that the Z senshi couldn't possibly feel their Ki, and with a handy little device-
one that would put up an impenetrable shield if an unfamiliar Ki came to close- these authors would
stay on his side. The Ki security device was programmed to throw up the sheild if any of the Z fighter's
Kis showed up within ten feet of the dungeons. Yes, this time they would have their revenge.
No doubt about it.



Oh fun! I have no idea where I'm going with this, but its going to be fun! I'd like to thank
Daughter of Chaos, Chelsee, and barbo-chan for helping me with this and allowing me to include
them. Sorry about the kidnapping, but what did you really expect to happen in one of my fics?
So- 'till next time- Toodles!

~mysticGohan33~