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Chapter 1: The Marauders' Chat room

"Everyone! Gather round today!" Our muggle studies Professor Bane yelled to his 7th year Muggle Studies class.

Clearing his throat, Professor Bane held up a little handheld thing.

"This, is going to be your new best friend. Now, everyone, come up and grab one," He said.

As told, the students went to the desk, and grabbed the handhelds.

"Good, now for your homework tonight. You're suppose to figure out how to make a chat account, or whatever Muggles call it. If you don't know what that is, ask a muggleborn," Professor Bane explained, just as the bell rang.

2 hours later:

LMELover has entered the Marauder chat room

Hawtie has entered the Marauder chat room

Fullmooney has entered the Marauder chat room

PeewiePete has entered the Marauder chat room

LMELover: Padfoot? Mooney? Wormy?

Hawtie: Hey! Prongso! How's it going?

LMELover: Well, considering I'm sitting next to you guys right now, I'd say nothing much.

PeewiePete: Prongs? What does your username mean?

Hawtie: Aw, Wormy, it means Lily (something that starts with an M) Evans lover.

LMELover: *Punches his best friend* The M stands for Marie, for your information.

Fullmooney: Prongs, I'm sure Padfoot didn't mean it that way.

Hawtie: Oh no, I meant it that way. Siriusly, you need to get over the girl! She's never going to say yes.

LMELover: Oh, lay off of the Sirius pun, would you? And you don't know that!

Hawtie: Um, yes, I do. Just ask Mooney!

LMELover: Is that true Mooney?

Fullmooney: …

LMELover: Oh come ON! Not you too!

Fullmooney: Prongs, I think, maybe you should give her some space…

LMELover: Space? I haven't asked her out at all today!

PeewiePete: I don't think that's what Mooney means Prongs.

LMELover: Stay out of the Peter, no one asked your opinon!

PeewiePete: …..

Fullmooney: Hey guys, Minnie's getting suspicious of us, I think we should put these away.

Hawtie: Nah! Don't worry about it!

PeewiePete: I agree with Mooney, oh no! She's walking towards us! Quick! Put these away!

PeewiePete :has exited the Marauder chat room

Fullmooney: Yeah, see you guys.

Fullmooney has exited the Marauder chat room

LMELover: I'm going too, who knows what will happen to my Head Boy badge if I get detention!

LMELover has exited the Marauder chat room

Hawtie: Guys? *Looks around the chat room, then breaks into dance and song* Sirius Black is Hot! SIRIUS BLACK IS HOTTTT!

Hawtie has exited the Marauder chat room

A/N: So? Does anyone want more? If you do, please review! I'll make another chapter if I get at least 1 review! That's not to much to ask, is it?

Thanks,

Phoebe