Author's Note: I am a mentally-unstable quadruple amputee. I have to write this while blowing through a straw. I'm desperate for attention.
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Avatar Hug Bukkake
Once upon a time, Aang and Sakka and Momo and Appa and Toph (but not that fucking whore, Kitara) were surreptitiously making their way through the Fire Nation, trying to find their way to the capital. Kitara was probably off giving the weird forehead-eye-lazer guy a handjob.
"Guys, I feel something underneath the Mountain!" Toph exclaimed. Her super-duper-sensitive feet had picked up strange echoes beneath her.
"Umm, Toph? You realize we're flying on Appa, right?" Sakka chimed in, being a studly smartass, as usual. Toph got an instant girl-boner.
Toph was also confued. Appa let a huge one rip. Aang nearly threw up (he was riding in back). You see, Appa had eaten some strange Fire Nation grass, which had given him a bad case of indigestion. Toph was sensing the rumblings of Appa's labyrinthian intestinal tract (and some moistness between her legs, but that was all Sakka's fault).
"Guys, look!" Ang said, still a little green around the gills. Through the clouds, he had spotted a tiny deserted island. It would be the perfect place to take a break.
"Thank GOD." Sakka exclaimed. Toph kept "accidentally" tripping and landing (face-first) on his crotch for the past hour and a half. He needed some alone time.
They landed and all piled out of the flatulent Appa (who would not stop farting), and Sakka ran off towards the nearest underbrush. Aang wobbled off, trying not to throw up.
"Aww, what's the matter twinkle toes? Feeling a little loose around the knickers?" Toph teased. She could sense the fact that Aang was on the verge of tossing daisies.
The strange fumes of Appa's vapors had Aang feeling strange. He wobbled up to Appa and gave him a big hug. It lasted long enough to be totally awkward.
"Umm, do you and Appa want to get a room?" Toph said, her girl-juices nearly soaking her weird pant things. She desperately wanted to jump up on Sokka's dick.
Aang nearly hoarked. He was merely trying to hold on to something solid.
Momo, being a marsupial who didn't know any better, joined in. He wrapped his weird little monkey paws as best he could around Aang and Appa as best he could. The warmth made Aang's stomach feel a little better.
Sokka suddenly burst out from the bushes. Apparently, he had finished with whatever he was doing.
"Aww, what a sweet moment," he said, giant animated tears welling up in his eyes. "I love you guys, too!" He lunged at the pile, nearly strangling Momo and Aang to death.
"Ugh! Guys, this is gross! If I wanted some kind of Hug Bukkake I would have stayed in the Earth Kingdom!"
Everybody laughed and laughed and laughed (only because they didn't want to piss off Toph, who would have kicked all their arses).