I don't even know anymore. What is my life.
Crona wuz like standing an shit when maka came over and wuz like "ey wazzup home skillet? U smoke any weed yet?" Then crona wuz like "omfg I dunno how to deal with weed. Ragnarok HALP." Den ragnarok came out of coronas back and stuff and wuz like "fuck u ima smoke weed evertday" then he punched crona in da genital area idk what is actually is cuz he not a gurl or boy lol crona is his pun gender. And den crona was sad because why not and all da fangirls were like "OMFGFGGGFESHHAFBZFJBSHHCHCYDKSC " and crona wuz like "omg staph I can't deal with this ;-;" den he cri. Then Medusa slitherz up and wuz like "lol ima snaake." Then she slithered out on a rock and got picked up and eaten by an eagle. Then maka came back and wuz liek "crona mah man I need ta borrow sum cash homie" and crona sed "but i dun have da cash" den maka got rlly mad and threw a cigarette at crona. Den she left. And crona was sad again and wuz liek "I have nu friends ;-;" butt den maka heard him and wuz liek "BICH WHAT AM I THEN?" Crona wuz like "idk" and maka wuz like "whatever lets fuck" and crona wuz like "no the author ships SoMa so we can't" and make wuz like "soul get yo ass ova here!" And soul came over on a tricycle at 900 mph and wuz like "wat u want woman? I was busy smoking weed." And crona was like "daayyyummmmm" and maka wuz like "fuk u I can beat yo ass with mah eyes closed" and soul wuz like "why da fuk u lyingg?" Then soul tied maka and crona to his tricicle and drove into the sunset rlly fast.
Why. What is my life. How could this happen to meee? I've made my mistakes.
It's 1:00 am and I have no idea why I made this. How did you survive this.