So this was just something that went back and forth between me and my friend on an RP.

I can't believe how cracked out she is…

So Arin is my character, she's an AI.

Yuriko's Yuffie's Sadistic cousin that belongs to my friend and Akane is Denzel's cousin also belonging to my friend.

I DO NOT own Cloud, Tifa, Denzel and Yuffie. They belong to SQUARE.

I don't really care much for not owning Barbie and Ken though….

Cloud: in Denzel's room ok Denzel. I'm going to teach you about the birds and the bees...do you like a girl?

Denzel: Uh...maybe...

Arin: hiding behind the door listening

Cloud: well when a man loves a woman...how does the rest of that song go?

5 minutes later

Cloud: OK! Let's start over. has Denzel's ken and Marlene's Barbie Let me show you...graphically...ok look! Here's Ken. And that's Barbie.

Barbie: clouds voice hey ken

Ken: clouds voice also hey Barbie

Cloud: I CANT DO THIS!!

5 min later
Tifa: helping has Barbie doll ok now watch closely Denzel!

Ken: clouds voice hey Barbie

Barbie: tifas voice hey ken. You wouldn't believe what someone told me. They say your cheating on me for strawberry shortcake you jerk!

Ken: yeah well you're cheating on me for G.I.joe!

Barbie: I am so not!

Denzel: Which one's the bird and which one's the bee?

Arin: still listening Barbie and Ken really need to work on their relationship

Cloud and tifa: er he's not getting it.

5 minutes later

Cloud: let's start over!

Ken: clouds voice hey Barbie

Barbie: tifas voice hey ken.

Ken: I like you!

Barbie: me too!

Cloud: so they start dating. Any questions so far?

Denzel: yeah...so guys always have to make the first move?

Tifa: of course! They ALWAYS have to make the first move or it's useless and wont happen!

Cloud: sweatdrop right. So they start dating and they start...getting very attracted to each other. So do you ever wonder where babies come from?

Denzel: Are they born in a machine? Like Arin?

Cloud: er no actually i...er its...um...ugh...argh!!

Tifa: don't worry cloud I expected this to come up so I got Marlene's Barbie baby birth addition.

Cloud: ew.

Denzel: EW! That's not right!!runs out of the room

Arin: gets hit in the head and gets knocked out Ow...

Cloud: ...

Tifa: wait Denzel come back!

Cloud: maybe we should get somebody else to tell him

Tifa and cloud: imagines

Yuriko: I don't know how to explain this to you so I'm going to let you look at this book so you can figure it out...

Yuffie: ok so you take this beer bottle and-

Akane: er ah! Ask your mom tifa!!

Tifa and cloud: naw...sighs

That's just the crack that me and my friends are on...

So have fun with that and if your confused... I apologize. I just felt like putting it on here... and sorry its so short.