So, I was thinking... The Lions of Voltron... Are they boys or girls? Pidge and Lance call their lions girls, but some other stories I've read have called them boys. After thinking about it for a moment, I realized that they are actually girls. Then I thought about how funny the paladin's reactions would be to this revelation. Enjoy!
It was just another day after training. Pidge and the others were lounging on the couches, thinking quietly to themselves. Pidge was thinking about an issue that had come up before, a couple days ago. Lance and Keith had (of course) gotten into an argument about whether the Lions were boys or girls. After dwelling on this, Pidge reached her conclusion.
She smiled to herself and decided to share her conclusion with her teammates.
"Hey, guys! Guess what?" she called excitedly.
Shiro glanced at her. "What?"
"Our lions are all girls!" This was met by absolute silence.
"Ummm... what?" Hunk asked slowly.
Pidge repeated herself slowly. "Our lions are all girls."
"Uh, okay... Why?"
"Because male lions have manes! Ours don't, so they're girls!"
Keith looked like he was about to puke. "So... you mean Lance was actually right?..."
Lance looked offended. "Hey, Mullet! I'm always right!"
Pidge smirked. "That's debatable."
"Hey!"
Lance and Keith started arguing about who was right the most, and poor Hunk got caught in the middle, trying to separate them.
"All right, all right... Calm down." Shiro sighed and looked at Pidge. "Thank you, Pidge. It was so quiet, too." Pidge grinned evilly.
"The truth is out!" she cackled. "The truth is out!"
I don't know about you, but I was trying not to explode just by writing it! I just love writing things like this... I hope you enjoyed, please review!
Also, if you have any ideas, please tell me and I'll try to create more fun stuff!