Duo Discovers Sugar… In It's Most Dangerous Form
Quatre and Heero were playing chess. Trowa was adding more gel to his hair and Wufei was practicing martial arts on a dummy. He had placed a picture of Duo's face on the dummy, and was now ripping it to shreds.
"DIE MAXWELL! HIYA!" he cried, beating the crap out of the dummy.
Duo and Angepegasimon were sitting on the couch watching T.V. The authoress found that there was nothing interesting right now happening to the Gundam boys. She wasn't writing at all, just waiting for something to happen. She brought out a bag of Pixie Stix and began to open them.
Duo sniffed the air.
"I… smell…sugar…" he droned, beginning to drool.
"Uh oh… this can not be good…."
Duo tackled the girl (much to her delight) and pulled her precious Pixie Stix away from her (much to her anger).
"DUO! LET IT GO! THEY'RE MINE!" screamed the tired Authoress Angepegasimon.
"No, they're mine!" he yelled back, pulling at the package.
"MINE!" yelled Angepegasimon (Meg, people… Meg…)
"MINE!" hollered Duo.
Suddenly, the package broke in half.
"God dammit!" cursed Meg.
"Let's just split them 50-50, okay Pega?" Duo pleaded, fluttering his eyes.
'Damn…. I can't resist…. even if it means half my Pixie Stix…'
"Deal." she said, and they began to separate the different colors between them.
20 Pixie Stix (for each of them) later…
"Lets go annoy someone! Lets go annoy someone! Lets go annoy someone!" Duo chanted hyperly.
"YahavetosayitthreetimesDuo?" Meg replied just as hyper.
They went into Wufei's room, and found he wasn't there. His room was empty except for a shrine to Nataku and posters of Nataku covering his walls.
Duo grinned evilly.
"I gotta a plan. I gotta plan. I gotta plan."
A few hours later…
"I'm going to bed…" yawned Wufei, heading towards his room.
"Me too…" yawned Quatre.
"Me three…" yawned Trowa.
Heero followed them.
"I wonder what happened to Duo and his crazy author friend?"
Wufei opened his door, on the tip of his tongue were the words "Who cares?" but those words were immediately forgotten as he screamed…
"INJUSTICE!!!!!!! DUO!!!!! I'M GONNA KIIIIIIILLLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He drew his sword and began searching the house.
"Wonder what he's so mad about… hmmph…" Quatre said, opening the door to his own room.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and jumped into Trowa's arms.
"Hmm…. wonder what Duo did to my room." thought Heero. He opened the door and the following happened in 1 minute.
60 seconds: Heero stares about his room.
55 seconds: Heero gasps out loud.
50 seconds: Heero screams bloody murder.
40 seconds: Heero swears a heck of a lot in Japanese.
35 seconds: Heero starts to get a serious nosebleed.
20 seconds: Heero begins to feel really dizzy.
10 seconds: Heero begins to see black instead of red.
0 seconds: Heero faints.
Trowa, still carrying a now shaking Quatre, goes up to his own room. He looked around.
"Not bad…" he said grinning.
AngePega and Duo look down on him from a hole in the roof.
"Really?!? THANX!!!!" they replied hyperly, before continuing to make out on the roof.
Trowa flopped down on his bed.
"I could definantly get used to this look in my room…"
A paper floated down from the roof. It read like so…
Wufei: Switch to Quatre's pink look with Chibis all over it.
Quatre: Switch to Nataku look.
Heero: Paste naked pictures of Relana all over the place.
Trowa: Paste naked pictures of Quatre all over the place. (?)
The End.
Author's Notes: Now you gotta admit. THAT was funny. Feedback please! I might continue this, I dunno…
Quatre and Heero were playing chess. Trowa was adding more gel to his hair and Wufei was practicing martial arts on a dummy. He had placed a picture of Duo's face on the dummy, and was now ripping it to shreds.
"DIE MAXWELL! HIYA!" he cried, beating the crap out of the dummy.
Duo and Angepegasimon were sitting on the couch watching T.V. The authoress found that there was nothing interesting right now happening to the Gundam boys. She wasn't writing at all, just waiting for something to happen. She brought out a bag of Pixie Stix and began to open them.
Duo sniffed the air.
"I… smell…sugar…" he droned, beginning to drool.
"Uh oh… this can not be good…."
Duo tackled the girl (much to her delight) and pulled her precious Pixie Stix away from her (much to her anger).
"DUO! LET IT GO! THEY'RE MINE!" screamed the tired Authoress Angepegasimon.
"No, they're mine!" he yelled back, pulling at the package.
"MINE!" yelled Angepegasimon (Meg, people… Meg…)
"MINE!" hollered Duo.
Suddenly, the package broke in half.
"God dammit!" cursed Meg.
"Let's just split them 50-50, okay Pega?" Duo pleaded, fluttering his eyes.
'Damn…. I can't resist…. even if it means half my Pixie Stix…'
"Deal." she said, and they began to separate the different colors between them.
20 Pixie Stix (for each of them) later…
"Lets go annoy someone! Lets go annoy someone! Lets go annoy someone!" Duo chanted hyperly.
"YahavetosayitthreetimesDuo?" Meg replied just as hyper.
They went into Wufei's room, and found he wasn't there. His room was empty except for a shrine to Nataku and posters of Nataku covering his walls.
Duo grinned evilly.
"I gotta a plan. I gotta plan. I gotta plan."
A few hours later…
"I'm going to bed…" yawned Wufei, heading towards his room.
"Me too…" yawned Quatre.
"Me three…" yawned Trowa.
Heero followed them.
"I wonder what happened to Duo and his crazy author friend?"
Wufei opened his door, on the tip of his tongue were the words "Who cares?" but those words were immediately forgotten as he screamed…
"INJUSTICE!!!!!!! DUO!!!!! I'M GONNA KIIIIIIILLLLLLL YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He drew his sword and began searching the house.
"Wonder what he's so mad about… hmmph…" Quatre said, opening the door to his own room.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and jumped into Trowa's arms.
"Hmm…. wonder what Duo did to my room." thought Heero. He opened the door and the following happened in 1 minute.
60 seconds: Heero stares about his room.
55 seconds: Heero gasps out loud.
50 seconds: Heero screams bloody murder.
40 seconds: Heero swears a heck of a lot in Japanese.
35 seconds: Heero starts to get a serious nosebleed.
20 seconds: Heero begins to feel really dizzy.
10 seconds: Heero begins to see black instead of red.
0 seconds: Heero faints.
Trowa, still carrying a now shaking Quatre, goes up to his own room. He looked around.
"Not bad…" he said grinning.
AngePega and Duo look down on him from a hole in the roof.
"Really?!? THANX!!!!" they replied hyperly, before continuing to make out on the roof.
Trowa flopped down on his bed.
"I could definantly get used to this look in my room…"
A paper floated down from the roof. It read like so…
Wufei: Switch to Quatre's pink look with Chibis all over it.
Quatre: Switch to Nataku look.
Heero: Paste naked pictures of Relana all over the place.
Trowa: Paste naked pictures of Quatre all over the place. (?)
The End.
Author's Notes: Now you gotta admit. THAT was funny. Feedback please! I might continue this, I dunno…