"There he goes again" Lavi whispered to himself as he watched Allen walk into the Forest through his window.

He's been doing that a lot lately, Lavi thought, then a large grin appeared on his face, maybe Allen has a girlfriend! And he's secretly meeting her each night! I wanna see her! Lavi nodded when he decided that he'd follow Allen the next time he sees him sneaking out and then he went to sleep.

(The Next Night, Lavi's POV)

Ha, ha! Here we go! I thought as I watched Allen jump out of his window and land lightly in a tree before climbing down and running into the Forest. I then jumped out of my window and followed Allen.

"Guess what, Allen" Allen asked himself, I turned my head sideways, confused. Allen's loosing his mind!

"What, Neah?" Allen asked back. Neah? Who's that? I wondered as I searched through my memory for anyone named Neah.

"Lenalee has a crush on you!" Al-no wait, Neah chirped.

"How did you figure that one out?" Allen asked Neah curiously.

"I watch everything you do, and when I'm bored of that, I watch other people, I've been watching Lenalee for a week now and I can confidently say that she likes you" Neah explained, my eyes widened in surprise, Lenalee likes Allen? I thought that she didn't like anyone that way!

"Your a stalker" Allen concluded.

"Yup, and you take all the girls" Neah laughed.

"Wha?! What do you mean?!" Allen gawked.

"Let me list them: Lenalee, Lou Fa, Fou, Road-" Neah began.

"W-Wait a second! Road's a Noah!" Allen stuttered.

"Yes, but Noah are still human, besides, your a Noah too" Neah grinned, Allen sighed.

"Okay, what else have you seen?" Allen asked.

"Getting interested now? Okay, the most recent discovery other than Lenalee liking you is the fact that that Reever likes Komui" Neah grinned.

There was a pause before Allen responded with "WHAT THE HELL NEAH?!"

"Ha, ha, ha! Got you!" Neah laughed.

"That not funny Neah, it's just plain out gross" Allen sighed.

"The truth can be scary sometimes" Neah said.

"No, your scary, were you always this perverted?" Allen asked.

"Maybe" was all Neah said, Allen sighed.

Maybe I should leave...I thought to myself before standing up and running inside, glad that Alen was too distracted to notice me.