DISCLAIMER: I do not own the bleach series nor the characters or places, the only thing I do own is the plot and the OC character ideas.
Please review if you like it! Constructive critisism if you want too :)
Warnings: Course language
Chapter 1
"What. The. Fuck." a woman with flaming red hair said breaking the silence of a group of six who were sitting on a hill. This woman's name was Kazuko Fukuhana, red hair, green eyes, bad temper. A man with light blue hair and dark skin sighed
"What now?" he said irritated this handsome man is Isamu Takaki, very tall and he has a cut on his left eye. His eyes were a light blue, the same shade as his hair.
"I got the squad I wanted fuck yeah!" Kazuko cheered pumping a fist in the air the rest of the group looked at her with blank expressions "what?" she asked and shrugged. This time a woman with black hair and two tail-like strands sighed her eyes were squinted so her actual eyes were not visible.
"You're swearing too much" she complained and yawned
"Am not. Where'd the hell you get that idea?" Kazuko replied scowling the slit eyed woman sighed and laid down on the soft grass "Oi! Suzume! I'm talking to you!" Kazuko growled yes, the slit eyed woman's name was Suzume Ki, she wore a Soifon style uniform with long detached sleeves held by a few strings to the main outfit.
"I'm tired" Suzume said and yawned.
Two other men looked at each other then back at them the one on the right made a few signals with his hands:
Typical...
"I know right?" the man with pink on the left agreed.
What squad did you get to be in?
"Squad nine what about you?" the man replied. The man making hand signals was mute, his name is Itsuki Aonaka, he was a lanky looking boy with blonde hair and gold eyes, he wore an electric blue hair extension on his left side. The other man was Hiro Kojima, he had pink spiky hair and red eyes but everyone affectionately refered to him as 'Aika'.
"C-come on guys please stop fighting" the last woman said she was a girl with long black hair that goes to her waist, her bangs are so long that no one can see her eyes. "Guys?"
"Damn it Suzume! You can't even tell me what your damn squad is!?" Kazuko ranted to the relaxed Suzume
"You have to ask me nicely" she replied and exhaled tiredly.
"Fuck no!" Kazuko kept ranting and soon gave up turning to the shy girl. "What 'bout you Kiyo?" she asked ah yes, this girl's name was actually Tsukiyo Taniyama. She has teal eyes but her bangs are so long people rarely see them, it's a mystery how she sees things as well.
Suzume sighed and sat up
"Got an-" she yawned interrupting her making Kazuko scowl even more "an idea. Why don't we just put all our notes on the ground and read 'em all so we know what squad everyones in" Suzume answered
Genius Itsuki said
"I don't know if that was sarcastic or not but oh well" Suzume said pulling out her results paper and placed it down along with the others.
Kazuko Fukuhana- 11th division Suzume Ki- 6 Tsukiyo Taniyama- 10 Isamu Takaki- 4 Itsuki Aonaka- 2 Hiro Kojima (Aika)- 9
"Yeah! The one I aimed for!" Kazuko cheered fist pumping into the air.
"How troublesome... The sixth division..." Suzume sighed.
'They even put my stupid nickname on paper...' Aika mentally grumbled.
(A/N: Aika's real name won't be mentioned much so I'll be refering to him as that as well to prevent mine and other readers' confusion)
Kazuko began cackling and Isamu's eyes narrowed
"I-I-I-Isamu's in the fourth- AHAHAHAHAHA!" Kazuko cackled and slapped one knee while a tick mark appeared on Isamu's forehead.
"Sh-Shut up..." he growled turning his head away.
"I'm surprised you know what the fourth division is..." Suzume mumbled.
nothing is wrong with the fourth division Itsuki said and smiled.
"Yeah yeah whatever..." Isamu mumbled.
"At least you didn't get the sixth division..." Suzume complained "I heard the taicho is a tight ass not to mention a noble..."
"Look whose grumpy now~" Kazuko snickered
"At least i'm not going to get rapped as soon as I step in my division" Suzume countered and pulled out a pipe, lighting a type of herb on it and she started to smoke it.
(For your information it is not weed before anyone asks XD)
"WHAT!?" Kazuko shouted "Who the hell told you that bullshit!?"
"Most of the eleventh division are said to be insane with bloodlust, and as far as I know all of them except for the lieutenant are... Men" Suzume explained with a sigh.
"So!? That doesn't mean I'll get rapped! And if anyone tried to touch me I'll rip his dick off!" Kazuko roared. The three men of the group suppressed the urge to hold their own crotches...
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Kazuko shouted gaining the attention of random people on the streets of the Seireitei.
"Quiet down" Suzume sighed only receiving a hard glare from their red headed friend
"Well I wouldn't be pissed if they gave us a frickin map!" Kazuko yelled angrily again causing the slit-eyed woman to sigh.
"We're suppose to find our squads ourselves" she said.
"Naw shit shirlock" Kazuko spat and even Tsukiyo sighed.
You see, Kazuko, Suzume and Tsukiyo had never really travelled around the Seireitei and therefore...Were lost. The boys had split from the girls to have a better chance at finding their squads.
Suzume perked up as a building with a rather large symbol of 六 (6) plastered on it.
"Well... I best be off..." Suzume said taking the lead and then walking past her two companions "be seeing you..." she said and gave a slightly smug smile to Kazuko who only fumed in silence.
"G-Goodbye" Tsukiyo said and waved slightly
"Come on. We're going." Kazuko sighed and grabbed Tsukiyo by the arm and pulled her along. Unfortunately for Tsukiyo they came about the eleventh division first, Tsukiyo's lip trembled and Kazuko sighed
"Yeah yeah I won't leave ya" Kazuko said and they kept looking and not too long after there it was, the tenth division.
"Kay, I gotta go now right Tsuki?" Kazuko stated and scratched behind her head, Tsukiyo nodded hesitantly and let go of Kazuko.
"Ja ne." she said and walked off.
Kazuko frowned as she ran into a dead end. She had forgotten the way back to her division.
"Fuck!"
So... How was it? Yes, I'm creating another series, I'm bored to death hehe. Here's some info on our heros ne? And some translations.
Ja ne: An informal goodbye, kinda like a 'later' or 'see ya'.
Name: Kazuko (一子 only child)
Nicknames: Zuko
Last Name: Fukuhana (福花 good fortune flower)
Race: Soul
Appearance: Shoulder length red hair and green eyes almost in a constant scowl. Her zanpakuto looks like a large version of Tier Harribel's but with a black hilt and no guard. It's strapped to her back.
Height: 154cm
Weight: 45kg
Gender: Female
Name: Suzume (雀 sparrow)
Nicknames: None
Last Name: Ki ( tree 木)
Race: Soul
Appearance: A woman with squinted eyes (not gin style) and short black hair , she has two tail like strands of hair starting at the back of her head going down to her backside. Her eyes are an light pink. Wears a Soifon style soul reaper uniform with sleeves that are detached from the main outfit and start a little lower down her arm connected by some purple strings. The sleeves stop roughly at her knuckles. A small dagger kept in a sheath at the back of her obi, the hilt is light icy blue.
Height: 171cm
Weight: 53kg
Gender: Female
Name: Tsukiyo (月夜, moonlit night)
Nicknames: Kiyo, Tsu, Tsutsu, Tsuki.
Last Name: Taniyama (谷山valley mountain)
Race: Soul
Appearance: A girl with long black hair that goes to her waist, her bangs are so long that no one can see her eyes. Her eyes are teal, the same as Toshiro's. A 92cm long zanpakuto that Tsukiyo has to keep on her back, has a royal blue hilt, silver with bluish tint butterfly shaped guard, light blue sheath and royal blue sash.
Height: 147cm
Weight: 37kg
Gender: Female
Name: Isamu (勇 courage)
Nicknames: None
Last Name: Takaki (tall tree高木)
Race: Soul
Appearance: A tall broad shouldered man with light blue hair tied up in a ponytail with a few strands in his face. Wears the normal uniform. Has a cut down his left eye. His eyes are a light blue colour. His skin is dark.
Height: 192cm
Weight: 79kg
Gender: Male
Name: Itsuki (樹 spring trees)
Nicknames: None
Last Name: Aonaka (青中blue middle)
Race: Soul
Appearance: A lanky looking boy with blonde hair and gold eyes, he wears an electric blue hair extension on his left side
Height: 149cm
Weight: 56kg
Gender: Male
Name: Hiro (generous, tolerant 寛)
Nickname: Aika (love song 愛佳)
Last Name: Kojima (小島)
Race: Soul
Appearance: Pink spiky hair and red eyes, wears the standard shinigami uniform.
Height: 165cm
Weight: 45kg
Gender: Male
Well there you go! Hope you all enjoyed this chapter~ Please review!
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