My Eternal
By James Friffybottom
Dis iz mae foorwerd soy nin bichtingnyng nuubsiaz cuz im Rik Gaims, bich!1
Chapter 1
EsPecail fens git drinx haf-off :DDD
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Hello, my name is Mahogany Black'nass Schitzo Twitter Thread. I am a most splendid academic in the magical arts and I have poofy long blond hair with cute black streaks going through it and I love wearing pink shirts and pink short shorts and fuchsia smoking jackets and adorable sandalls. My friends often comment that Im the spitting image of Boy George and I have to positively agrreez. Anyhwos I am going to prestigious magicry schul called HogWratz becaus I rock da blok lik dat.
It was sunny and gorgeous and made me swell with goodness as I strolled through the entry courtyard of the school grounds. As I looked around I noticed the Famous Harry Potter and his friend Draco Malfoy making out by the main doors Draco wearing leather pants that had no bottom, and across from them the ever intelligent Hhermione and Ginny Weasley also making out with much caress. Oh most hot a tender a gay affair I thought to myself as I took in a deep breath stuck out my petitely flat chest and headed into the school with good outlooks and optimism.
As the immensely goffik staff was preparing to get high and bitch about fuckin preps an A-bomb descended upon Hogwars and exploded, leaving no trace wahtsoeva of anybody.
Snape: THOU SHALL NOT SLASH!!
Ilpalazzo: The World is now free of this obscenely slashy institution, wouldn't you agree Headmaster?
Dumbledore: Oh most definitely, my Lord Ilpalazzo.
At that moment Dumbledore stripped and made out with Ilpalazzo passionately.
): TEH EDN!! :(