First Day Frenzy

Hi:) This was an idea that's been stuck in my head for a long time…long time as in about four months! So tell me what you think about it!

Disclaimer: (Hate these so much…) I don't own Naruto!

5:00 a.m Uchiha Household

The young Uchiha prodigy rubbed his eyes. Then, he remembered what day it was today. Quickly, he got out of his bed and got dressed. Putting on his brand new backpack, he ran down the stairs, successfully waking his parents up. He grabbed a little stool and climbed on it to unlock the front door.

"UCHIHA ITACHI, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?" His mom yelled.

"School!"

"At five in the morning!" Normally, his mom was a very nice person and rarely yelled at her son, but when you wake someone up at five in the morning, things are bound to be different. Let's just say that Itachi's mom is not a morning person.

"But mommy, I don't want to be late." Mikoto stared at her son…he stared back. She sighed and knocked him out, carrying him back to bed. Let us hope that he wakes up by eight…

6:00 a.m. Deidara's House

"Wake up, Dei-chan." The little blonde was happily snoring in bed. "Wake up!" His mother shook him.

"Grrr…un." He continued sleeping.

"Wake up!" He did not obey. Fed up with her son, she ripped the covers off and poured ice cold water all over him. Deidara jumped right up and wept uncontrollably.

"Wahhh! I don't want to wake up, un! I hate you!" His mom sighed and carried him into the bathroom to dry him off.

"It's your first day of school; don't want to be late, right?"

"No. I want to be late, un." His mother took a towel and dried his hair off, then started tying it.

"Where do you get your attitude from, I wonder."

"You. Duh." Angrily, she tugged on his hair.

"Ow! Watch it, woman!" She tugged again.

"One day, I will ship you off to Antarctica, where you'll live with the penguins."

"Penguins are cute, un!"

"And then get eaten by a polar bear." Deidara was silent.

"I love you mommy, don't ship me away." She smiled and hugged him.

"That's my son."

6:30 a.m. Kakuzu's apartment

"Come on, move it! Time is money!" Little Kakuzu exclaimed.

"Look at you, five years old and already talking about money."

"Mommy, I have five cents now! Five!" He held up four fingers. "See? One, two, three, four, and…where did the fifth one go?" His mom giggled.

"I don't know. Did you look under your bed?" Kakuzu rushed over to his little bed.

"No! I can't find it."

"What about you toy box?" He took out his box and dumped all the toys out.

"Nope!"

"You better clean that up."

"Not until I find my penny!"

"If I show you your penny will you clean it up?" He nodded. His mom motioned for him to come.

"Hold up your fingers again." He did. She put his fifth finger up.

"There. Count them again."

"One, two, three, four, five! Mommy, I found five!"

"Good. Now clean up your toys."

"No."

"What?"

"No."

"Kakuzu, say that one more time."

"N.O. Mommy, you don't know what no means?"

"I will take away your money if you don't clean those up." Kakuzu ran to his toys and cleaned them up in record time.

"Okay, get ready for school." Kakuzu hopped into the bathroom to prepare.

"Mommy, have you seen my mask?"

"Did you look under your bed?"

7:00 a.m. Sasori's House

I've got no strings
To hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings
But now I'm free
There are no strings on me

"Sasori, turn the t.v. off and get ready for school."

"Yes, Granny Chiyo." The red head replied. He reluctantly turned his favorite movie off. Nothing else interesting happens, except Sasori dropping his favorite Pinocchio plushie in the toilet and had a giant tantrum, other than that, nothing else. Moving on to the next house.

7:00 a.m. Tobi's Log Cabin (Yes, he lives in a log cabin, built by a proud a.k.a Tobi's Dad)

"Tobi-chan, are you awake yet?"

"Yup! Tobi is a good boy!"

"Of course, you are. Come here, your new mask has arrived!"

"Yay!" The excited boy tumbled out of bed and cartwheeled down the stairs and to his mother. His mom ripped open the package addressed to Mister and Misses Swirly. Inside were three swirly orange masks.

"Now we have matching masks!" Tobi cheered as he put his mask on.

"Thank you mommy. Tobi is a good boy!"

7:15 a.m. Zetsu's…Greenhouse

"Zetsu, are you ready for school?"

"No! I need water myself, then water Lily, Rose, Grass, Fern, and Rhododendron."

"Hurry up! Fourty-five minutes left." His mother, a white Daisy told him.

"Okay, almost done."

"Are your leaves smelling fresh?"

"Yes, mom."

"Good. I'll give you five more minutes."

"Kay."

7:30 a.m. Kisame's House

"WAKE UP! YOU'RE LATE!" The blue shark boy jumped up.

"What? What'd I miss?"

"Son! You have thirty minutes left till school!"

"Eh? Why didn't you wake me up, Dad?"

"I just did!" Grumbling, Kisame got up and put on his favorite Nemo t-shirt with matching pants.

"This is what you get when you stay up to watch Spongebob." He kept rambling on and on. Annoyed, Kisame kicked his dad on his way out.

"Morning Mom." Kisame waved at a giant shark in a fish tank in the living room.

"Blub, blub, blub." His mom said.

"Yeah, I know. He is annoying." Grabbing a giant container of fish food, he fed his mom.

"Well, I'm off to school now, before dad starts grumbling again." He rolled his eyes. "Oops! Almost forgot Samehada." He grabbed a popsicle stick wrapped in toilet paper.

"Bye mom!...Bye dad."

8:00 a.m. Akatsuki Preschool

The door to the classroom opened and the excited kids started filing in.

"Hi, kids. I'm Konan and this is Pein."

"…"

"Pein, say hi to the kids." She whispered. Pein held his foot out and poor Deidara tripped.

"Ow! Wahhh!" This was Pein's way of saying hi. Konan rushed over to the little boy.

"Oh. It's okay. What's your name little girl?"

"I'm a boy, un." Pein laughed in the corner. Konan's glare shut him up.

"I'm sorry. What's your name?"

"Deidara, un."

"Okay, come in and sit down." After all the students were situated in their seats, class began.

"Kids! Quiet down. Welcome to Akatsuki Preschool. I'm Konan and this is-" The door slammed open.

"I'M HERE!" A boy with silver hair and violet eyes burst in.

"Who are you, young man?" The boy grinned.

"HIDAN!"

"Okay, please sit." He sat in the vacant spot next to Kakuzu, who cowered away in fear of the loud boy next to him.

"Before I was so rudely interrupted, this is Pein and the two of us are going to be your teachers for the year. Do you have anything to say, Pein?" Pein boredly looked at the kids.

"Touch me and you die."

"Thank you. Now I hope you have a wonderful time here. We're going to do introductions now. Say your name, your birthday, and your favorite thing to do at home. Let's start with you."

"Uchiha Itachi. June 9. I like to have staring contests with my mom."

"I'm Kisame, my birthday's March 18 and I like to play with my sword, Samehada." He held up his popsicle stick wrapped in toilet paper. The class 'oohed' and 'ahhed'. The hyper maske boy stood up.

"I'm Tobi! Mommy says I'm born on Christmas Eve! I like to dance! Tobi is a good boy!"

"I am Kakuzu. I am born on August 15 and I like to count my money."

"HIDAN! BORN APRIL 2. I LIKE TO SLEEP AND KILL PEOPLE! I KILLED AN ANT TODAY!" The students gasped and some broke down, crying.

"I'm Sasori. I'm born on November 8 and I like to watch Pinocchio."

"Zetsu. I don't know what my birthday is and I like to water plants."

"Okay! That was very interesting. Now recess!" Kisame raised his hand.

"Question?"

"Are you single?" Konan blushed. Pein leaned in to listen better.

"Uh..where'd you get that from?"

"T.V."

"Um. Yeah, I'm single. Now go to recess!"

"Yes, teacher." Pein looked relieved…surprisingly.

Okay, that's the end of this chapter. What do you think? It's not as funny as I want it to be but…I don't know. Thanks for reading! Bye!