One day kiba and Shino were playing fetch. Shino would say "who's a good boy" and would wave around a bone. Then kiba would say "I'm a good boy!" his eyes would follow the swaying bone. Then Shino would pretend to throw it and kiba would run. Then he would stop and run back.
Then Sasuke the emo came. "playing fetch makes me hurt inside!" he would say then he would run away to ikea where he would sit and be emo. Then when shino finally throw the bone kiba would run to get the bone. But today was different. On his way back to Shino, kiba stopped to see a very odd Naruto. He was foaming in the mouth and he looked realy weird. "are you ok Naruto?' he asked. Then Naruto bit kiba.
Naruto had rabies.
He gave rabies to kiba.
Shino brought kiba to the vet.
The vet shook his head.
Gaara put a hamster in the microwave.
The hamster blew up.
The vet put down kiba.
Shino cried, but not like a whiney bitch like Sasuke.
Sasuke cut himself and died.
Gaara put sand down neji's pants.
The end