Chapter 1

Tricks

E.P.O.V I watched as Bella beat Emmet for the 3rd time winning the bet.

Emmet had put a bet on the game saying that if he won then he would get to make fun of Bella and my 'private life' again but if Bella won, I thank god she did, he did one favor for her. Bella put her shield around them so I couldn't read Emmet's mind. Why would that matter? Anyway I watched as Bella whispered something in Emmet's ear. When he grinned and looked at me I knew something was up but what? Bella smiled at me as she pulled her shield back.

I barely noticed that Emmet had disappeared until I heard something or someone rummaging through drawers in the garage. When Emmet emerged from the garage holding a crowbar (a very large, thick one I might add) I turned to leave. All of a sudden I felt a sharp pain on the back of my head and I collapsed.

B.P.O.V I cringed as I saw Edward collapse to the ground. He

looked so helpless, but he deserved it considering what he did to me!

April Fools day- 5 hours earlier (10:00 a.m)

E.P.O.V "Alice! Are you done with my outfit yet?!" I shouted up

the stairs. "Almost, be patient Edward!" she replied. That Alice she knew that I was not a patient person. I was just about to walk into her room when she stepped out with an exact replica of me. "Here's your doll Edward" she said irritably. "Yes but I also need the costume Alice so don't get to eager for praise." I warned. Sighing she walked back into her room and then returned with an Aro's outfit. "Apparently he was way to eager to get rid of it so be careful." she said jokingly. "Yeah, yeah. Where is Bella right now?"

I asked. "She's still hunting. Apparently she was very thirsty today."

I laughed. Renesme approached me and held a hand up to my face.

A picture of Bella scared flashed in my head. I shook my head. Renesme thought for a minute then tried again. This time Bella was laughing, I nodded and walked her out of the house grabbing the doll on my was out. When I got outside I changed in the garage quickly then went and got prepared for my trick. When I was ready it looked like Aro was holding me and Renesme in a hostage position and was getting ready to take them away. Then all I had to do was wait. It wasn't long before Bella emerged from the woods.

As soon as she saw the seine before her she froze. She looked from me (dressed as Aro) to Renesme and the replica of me which she thought was me. Then I made the doll talk. "Bella run!" I yelled for the doll. She stood for a second probably deciding what to do. She took one last look at me then turned and ran the other way. I chased after grinning like a fool.

B.P.O.V I knew I had to keep running even though I wanted to

turn back and help Edward and Nessie. I heard Aro chasing after me. I broke into a full sprint. I was running as fast as could dodging trees and zig-zagging this way and that. I knew I wouldn't make it much farther, it was a miracle I had made it this far. I felt something grab my arm and spin me around. I was greeted by warm soft lips. I boiled over with anger! "Edward! Why did you do that to me? You scared me half to death!" I grew even angrier when he started to laugh at me. "Bella it's April Fools Day. We're supposed to play tricks on each other today." I rolled my eyes and turned away from him and pouted.

"Aw, Bella it was just a joke. Please forgive me." he pleaded. I had to smile. I loved it when I got my way. "Fine but only this one time." I said turning. He kissed me again lightly on the lips and held my hand as we walked back to the house.

Present time- (3:05 p.m)

E.P.O.V I felt myself being dragged somewhere. I wanted to open

my eyes but they felt very heavy. My whole body felt numb and weak. 'I'm going to kill Bella when this is done' I thought to myself.

All of a sudden I heard a loud shouting in my head. "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!" all of a sudden my strength was renewed and I screamed and sat up. "OW" I exclaimed when my head hit the bottom of a car. When I came out from under the car I saw Bella laughing. I got up and glared at her until I heard a smaller, softer laughter join Bella's. I saw Renesme come from behind Bella. Then I had to forgive Bella. And in a way it was kind of funny. I went over to Bella and embraced her. "Now we're even" she whispered in my ear.

I nodded and laughed. Our fun didn't last for long because Renesme had to go in to get measured. Bella entertained her as Carlisle measured her. When Carlisle was done he looked concerned.