Episode 1:
Why Are There No Bridges?
"In the center, Francois! The center!" shouted Whitney.
On command, Francois centered the camera in front of the Biskits who sitting together on their bed.
"OK, so we know our last few shows didn't really go so well, but we managed to convince Daddy to like let us redo our show," said Whitney.
"And we were like racking our brains, trying to figure why we weren't getting a positive response.." said Brittney.
"And then we immediately stopped because thinking like hurts our brains. So we asked Francois to think for us," said Whitney.
"And he said that we were focusing too much on ourselves. So we thought again and it like hurt our brains again, so we asked Francois again and he said that we should try talking about something other than ourselves," said Brittney.
"So as crazy as it may sound, we are gonna talk about subjects other than us. Because for some reason, people seem like, like that stuff or whatever," said Whitney.
Just then, Brittney brought Whitney's attention to the left side of the room. She was observing something on the laptop. It appeared to be a long running web series entitled, 'Muscular Maniacs Abridged.'
"I don't get it. It's called A-Bridged, but I don't see any bridges," said Brittney.
"Pfft, talk about false advertising. Wait, isn't Muscular Maniacs that little show on TV or whatever?" said Whitney.
"Ohhhhh yeaaaah, I do remember seeing a few episodes, it's supposed to be about this muscular guy who flies through the air and saves the planet from aliens, I think," said Brittney.
"Yeah, and isn't his wife a dog or something?" asked Whitney.
The twins decided to take a look at a few episodes of the 'Abridged' series.
"So, is that supposed to be the main character? Because he seems a little...what's the word?" asked Brittney.
"Dumb?" answered Whitney.
"Yeah, dumb as a doorbell," said Brittney.
"No, Brittney, it's dumb as a doorknob," said Whitney.
"Oh, where did that term come from anyway?" asked Brittney.
"Hmm," Whitney shrugged. "And what about his friend and his 'I Got My Butt Kicked' count?"
"HAHA! Yeah, the guy's a total wimp! His count went up to 30 in like 6 episodes!" said Brittney.
"Huh, that's funny.." said Whitney.
"Yeah, like tots hilarious," said Brittney.
"No, not that...well, besides that. What I mean is this is basically the same show, but yet it seems funnier, why is that?" asked Whitney.
"My guess would be that it is an attempt from the creators to create an over exaggerated comedic parody of the source material while at the same time, identifying the plot holes that otherwise would not be completely visible from the general viewing audience...or whatever," said Brittney.
"Well...obviously," said Whitney. "But what about that counter thingy?"
"What about it?" asked Brittney.
"What if we had one of those for like fashion? So many of the kids at school are like fashion don't-think-so's," said Whitney.
"Yeah...great idea, Whit. We should totally do that," said Brittney.
Whitney and Brittney turned to the camera.
"Well, that's like all the time we like have so like later," said Whitney.
Just then, Brittney noticed something odd. "Um, is that supposed to be a...woman?"
"Yeah...why?" asked Whitney.
"Her chest seems a little...flat...," said Brittney.