Preview:
Scotland walked into England's house to get him for the meeting. He was the only one not there. There other three followed him just for the hell of it.
"England! We have a meeting! Did you forget?"
"I'm getting ready! Shut up I'm concentrating!"
"England open the door! What the hell are you doing in there?!"
He got silence in response. They shrugged and used their magic to flash into his bedroom. England was staring at the three button up shirts on the bed humming trying to decide on which to wear. He was only wearing dress pants at the moment.
"JUST PICK ONE!"
England jolted startled then turned and faced them.
"HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE COME INTO MY ROOM! I COULD HAVE BEEN NAKED FOR ALL YOU KNOW! I'M HALF NAKED! I HAVE NO SHIRT! IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TO TALK SOMEONE BETTER FUCKING TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRT SO I DON'T FEEL AWKWARD!"
"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!" Ireland screamed laughing.
"NOT YOU!" England snapped when Scotland was about to take off his. "EVERYTIME I SEE YOU SHIRTLESS I FEEL INSECURE! WALES TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT! WE HAVE THE SAME MUSCLE MASS!"
"Okay," Wales said laughing.
"Why are you so weird?"
"I will cut you bitch." England threatened and North held his hands in surrender.
"England hurry up we have to get to our bosses."
"Ok just let me pick out a shirt!" he said then started staring at them again.
"England just pick one."
"England it's not that hard they all look the same."
"England are you ignoring us?"
"England can you hear us?"
"OH NO! HECAN'T HEAR ANYMORE! SCOTLAND DO SOMETHING!" Ireland teased.
Scotland grabbed England's head. England kept ignoring him.
"Don't worry England I'll fix your ears!" he said twisting his finger in on and pulled at it.
England went into wild giggles trying to get away. Scotland kept tugging his ear playfully before stopping and putting his mouth close to it. "England can you hear me now?" he whispered loudly into his ear making England lean away because his breath tickled his neck and ear.
"Scottie stop!"
"HE CAN HEAR AGAIN!" North cried throwing his hands up.
"Can I put my shirt on now? I'm cold."
"SHUT UP WALES!" everyone screamed at once.
"I hate you four."
"Bitch you love me." England snapped putting on the shirt Scotland was shoving into his face.
"Ok let's go now!"
They flashed over to the meeting room.
"England how dare you be late and hold up the meeting!"
"I'm never late. You four were just early." England said looking evil as shit.
"Yes sir." They chorused cowering away.
"Now tell me? Why do we have to be here today?"
"Weeelllll…." One started.
End of preview! If you want to find out what happens read the story! Now time for the description! If you don't want to ready the description on what this story is about then just skip to the next chapter!
Hi! Ok so this first chapter will be more of an introduction on the story I will be writing. I'm new at this I have never published anything before, all my stories usually stay to myself. So comments, opinions, and anything else that will help me be a better writer and interest you as my readers will be appreciated. Hetalia and Hetalia characters are owned by Hidekazu Himaruya. The not canon characters are not owned by me I did not make them up on my own that was by other fans. I'm talking about Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and North. I don't own them though in this story their image and personalities are from my ideas on how I think they would look and act. Other characters that are not (in a way) currently canon that may make an appearance in here are also not owned by me. They are Hesse, Bavaria, and Saxony they may make an appearance a few times or not at all but just to be safe I'm doing a disclaimer on them too. So just because you know they might be in it you know for a fact Germany and Prussia will make an appearance. They join in on the madness a lot. The story plot and their personalities are strictly made up by me. I do own that. Ok so now that the point is across that these characters are not mine on with the introduction!
This story is basically the random life of the UK brothers. There will be a lot of stupid moments and a lot of sad but not really because picking on Wales makes all the hurt go away moments. It's completely random and stupid, but hopefully you'll get a smile on your face and laugh at these lovable dorks. Basically it's a story filled with one shots but some chapters may relate back to another or be a continuation of one chapter. This is not just one fluent giant story where everything connects to everything. Just a bunch of one shots in one category. By the way England is a little (A LOT) out of character. This is because these stories are based off the fact my imagination runs wild when I'm asleep and these idiots invade my dreams all the time. But that's ok because I love these idiots! Even though England keeps blowing things up, Wales has panic attacks, and England likes to go buy drugs just because he likes to bug Scotland who doesn't want him buying weed. A stupid sheep that won't die, France is an idiot who gets others drug into his bull crap, and Scotland usually has to bail his little brothers out of stupid situations. Like jail or being kidnapped. Then there is Germany who is also out of character and Canada is. Ok a lot of characters are kind of out of character. Ok on with the descriptions!
Scotland: About six foot four inches, messy fire red hair, radioactive green eyes, lean but muscular, smokes (obviously when does a Scotland character not smoke?) Same eyebrows as England and face but it's more manly (no offence to my adorable little England), usually wears jeans and a t shirt or a casual button up shirt when not wearing his uniform, either wearing boots or sneakers depending on what he feels like, has his ears pierced with small silver hoops that men wear, and a tattoo of Nessie on the back of his left shoulder.
Scotland is the oldest and he puts up with his crazy family better than anyone I know. He is fun and hilarious, but he can also be stern, strict, and quick tempered. He's like a father figure to all of them in a way especially England since he found him and raised him to be a little demon… I mean precious angel and little Scotland junior. *cough* He's an adorable little demon *cough* Scotland typically likes to tease all his brothers but mostly Wales because they all have an obsession with picking on Wales. He is also very protective and possessive of them in a way (mostly England) and he also isn't afraid to treat them like children and beat their ass for doing something to stupid and dangerous (not to point fingers at the one that does dangerous stuff most but ENGLAND….and Ireland sometimes).
Ireland: Lean and muscular like Scotland but a tiny bit smaller, six foot three inches, forest green eyes, eyebrows and face like Scotland's though he has a small dusting of freckles on his nose and cheeks it's very slight though, doesn't smoke as much as England or Scotland, ginger orange messy hair, wears usually a t shirt or tank top and jeans or sweatpants, boots or sneakers sometimes wears a rabbits foot necklace just because it bugs England (England usually slaps the shit out of him until he takes it off).
Ireland is the typical big brother, he loves to play around and joke with everyone, pretty laid back but also quick tempered. As the second oldest he picks on everyone and anyone, bugs his brothers just to get a rise out of them, likes to do little things to make his younger brothers squirm or whine (England and Wales are usually victims), is a bad influence on England, but he is also very sweet and protective over his brothers and would do anything for them.
North: Same build, face, and color hair as Ireland. Though he is six foot and has a lighter shade of forest green eyes, and a small scar one his cheek where a certain incident happened that was Wales' fault that is the reason the scar is there. He typically likes to wear jeans and a hoodie with sneakers though other times he likes to wear basketball shorts and tank tops with high tops.
North is the same age as Ireland being his twin and all just considered younger than him. He's a little brat sometimes, pulling pranks, causes trouble with England, likes to tick off Scotland and Ireland, and picks on Wales (Who doesn't pick on Wales?). He is playful and hyper most of the time, always smiling and yelling about something, loves to hang around Ireland but has more fun messing around with England. He is typically a laid back person that tries to keep too much conflict out of the house.
Wales: Wales has England's build and almost the same face just a little narrower, his eyes are the same as England's, he has blonde red hair (Strawberry blonde hair) it's a little neater than his brothers but not by much, has the same ear piercing as Scotland, a little black sheep tattooed on his lower back. (Tramp stamp! England and Scotland calls him a slut just to tease him). He is five foot eleven, he likes to wear casual button up shirts and dark jeans with nice shoes.
Wales is a motherly like brother and fourth oldest. Always fussing about something and freaking out at the weird situations England gets him in. He's adorable and you got to love him and his panic attacks which are not necessarily panic attacks he just claims they are and is dramatic. Though he loves spending time with England sometimes he can admit he should have just stayed home. Wales tries his best to keep his brothers in line and safe but they mostly ignore him and call him a woman, he has a mother hen mode, but he is also fun and funny to be around. He likes adventures and doing funny pranks and teasing his brothers right back. Though he is kind of bullied by his brothers he knows they don't mean it and they love him to death. Wales is probably the most dramatic out of the five. He also wants to be England's favorite but he's not. That title belongs to Scotland.
England: You know what England looks like I'm not going into detail about his physical features. He dresses in his punk clothes when not going to meetings, or he is in a tank top and sweat pants, wears boots, high tops, or sneakers. He has the same ear piercing as Scotland plus another at the tops of his ears, a nose ring, tongue ring, and lip ring. He has his six string tattooed on his hip, and a black and red little dragon on his left peck.
England as the youngest likes to cause the most trouble. He's funny and random and picks on Wales the most, he loves to tease his brothers and play around with them. He can't stand it when they fight and has a small abandonment issue from when they didn't talk for a while so he is always worried about them leaving him. He likes to do things Scotland tells him not to do just to rile him up and make him freak out. He loves spending time causing trouble with North and traumatizing Wales. He is always up to something and likes to blow things up randomly sometimes. He also gets kidnapped sometimes but always breaks out, or goes to jail and again breaks out, he breaks out of anything. England likes to act like he doesn't give a crap but he really is a lovable softy on the inside. Probably the worst thing is he knows he is adorable so he uses it to get his way.
That pretty much sums it up. The Kirkland brothers are a crazy, random, loving, funny, violent family and they wouldn't have it any other way. I won't describe Hesse, Bavaria, and Saxony right now. That will be later before they come in and if they come into the story. They are so minor that I may not describe them. But I probably will end up doing it just for visual idea so you can connect better with the characters. I won't describe Germany and Prussia either as far as their personalities go. That can be a surprise. I know you know what they look like so I'm not describing that either. If you don't know what Prussia and Germany look like, then GET OUT! FOR SHAME ON YOU! XD Anyways I did a description for the UK brothers just because of the fact that my version of them is so much different than the rest that I just want to clear up what they are like before jumping into the story. Again leave comments. I want to know what I need to improve on. Thank you! Hope you like it!