A/N: Wow, it's been a while since I've written a new story. It feels nice. XD Anyway, this story is about Ryou and Ichigo…duh…anyway, it's a look into their future (after they've gotten married, of course :D) and about all the wonderful--or not so wonderful--things that will happen to them. It's a humor fic, as you've probably figured out. Each new chapter is 10 more years into their future… First, there will be a quote, then there will be a couple mini-stories. Mm-kay? But let's get on with the story, shall we?
Disclaimer: Lugian doesn't own TMM. Yes, she sometimes wishes she does, but she has never seen a shooting star and has therefore never had the opportunity to wish on one, which, as we all know, will make our wildest dreams come true. Poor, poor, sad, pathetic Lugian.
Through The Ages
Chapter 1: 10 years later
Quote: "How could it possibly smell like turkey, beans, aftershave, pet hair, bad breath, coffee, toothpaste, and meatballs in one household?"
Story time ;)
"Heeeyyy Ryou. Pass me the remote."
"You're not changing the channel."
"Oh yeah, like football is so exciting. Remember a time when I was the one you really cared about?"
"No."
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"What if I turned into a cat right now? What would you do?"
"Antagonize you."
"You're evil. You know that, right?"
"I thought that was why you married me."
"If I thought you were evil, why would I marry you?"
"Because you're attracted to evil men."
"Excuse me?!"
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"My my my, it's a wonderful day outside, isn't it, Ryou?"
"…"
"What the heck are you--RYOU, NO! DON'T HURT THE POOR, DEFENSLESS BIRDS! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!"
"I was just seeing if they would morph into humans when kissed."
"…Pardon me; I don't think I heard you correctly."
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"Lalalalala…AAAAHHHHH!! What the heck are you doing?! Get your disgusting, perverted head out of my bedroom!!!"
"Muahahahaha…"
Well, I hope you liked them. Just some fun little quote stories.
Review, please! It makes me happy! Even if you flame! XD
The Insane Lugian