Fondue for Two!

Fondue for two,
Fondue for two,
that's some hot dish!
Fondue for two.

"Hi everybody! I'm Brittany S. Pierce. "The blonde ex-cheerio smiled into her webcam. "Today, on the second episode of Fondue for Two, I'm being joined by Kurt Hummel and Blaine... I forget."

"It's Anderson," Blaine offered politely, as he reached forward to pick up some bread.

"Don't!" hissed Kurt, batting his hand away from the food, causing Blaine to look confused.

"Anyway..." continued Brittany, unfazed by the proceedings, "Let's get down to gossiping!"

"Blaine," she began, "I already know Kurt is a very good kisser, but-"

"Wait, what?" laughed Blaine turning to look at his boyfriend.

Kurt mumbled into his scarf.

"What was that, I can't hear you?"

"I said..." Kurt repeated, before taking a small moment to continue, "She was the one that didn't count."

"Oh... you never told me..." began Blaine before Kurt interrupted.

"Well no, it's embarrassing! No offense Britt," Kurt added as an afterthought.

Brittany nodded and continued to watch the proceedings with mild interest, before being joined by Lord Tubbington.

"And then you went and had that whole thing with Rachel" Kurt continued, "and it would have made me seem like a hypocrite or something and..."

Blaine moved over closer to his boyfriend "Kurt, don't... worry. We've both done things we're embarrassed about... some more than others..." he smiled as he took Kurt's hand in his.

"Hey, Britt," Kurt smiled, "Did I ever tell you about the GAP? You see, on valentine's da-"

Blaine leant across and kissed Kurt, taking his boyfriend by surprise. After the initial shock, Kurt proceeded to reciprocate the kiss, leaning back into the sofa and pulling Blaine forward.

"You guys!" Brittany shrieked, covering her cat's eyes.

When Kurt and Blaine made no attempt to separate, she turned back to the camera.

"That's... all we have time for today. Tune in next week for Fondue for Two...Kurt-" she ran to the camera.

Across Lima, as the video feed stopped abruptly, Lauren sat back from her laptop. "Best. Webcast. Ever!"