Hey everyone! So, I haven't really done anything recently, because I was lazy and busy. Plus, I did my book report on HUNGER, and it was just so amazing. Not to brag or anything…;D
So, this is going to be a new series of one-shots about why I hate various GONE characters. I hope you like it! And review, or DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! (and if you get the AVPM quotes, I officially love you. In a totally-awesome, non-awkward, virtual huggy sorta way, haha)
REASONS WHY I HATE BRITTNEY DONEGAL
She takes away from Drake's awesomeness.
She has a horrible taste in clothes.
I mean really, sweat pants and a pink blouse that doesn't fit her? Are you TRYING to be ugly?
She sees her dead little brother,
But you'd think she would've been happy to see him go.
It's one less thing she'd have to deal with.
She thinks she's an angel of the Lord,
…While really she's just listening to an evil alien bacterium
Who is trying to start the apocalypse.
She's like a roach.
No matter how many times you try to kill her, SHE DOESN'T DIE!
Have I mentioned her AWFUL taste in clothes?
She's overly religious…
To the point of psycho.
And everyone knows that Drake is the only person in the FAYZ epically evil enough to be a true psychopath.
She serves a radioactive pile of sand.
Her wardrobe SUCKS.
She has a crush on a total coward.
Drake would be so much cooler without her.
Astrid said in PLAGUE that she would love to have a religious debate with her.
That kind of tells you everything you need to know.
She needs to be on What Not to Wear.
She's suicidal,
And keeps begging Sam to kill her.
Why doesn't she ask Caine?
He's much cooler, anyway.
Even WORSE than being suicidal,
She's DRAKE-CIDAL!
Seriously, who would want to destroy that adorable, puppy-microwaving, whipping, totally-awesome, psychopathic, supermegafoxyawesomehot, whip-handed antagonist?
She lets blind people shop for her.
And then counts it as community service.
She actually DOES community service.
I forgot to mention, she's also CAINE-CIDAL!
And really, who would want to destroy the most beautiful, smart, charming, handsome, thumb-biting, smexy, antagonist with delusions of grandeur?
She has the nerve to defile the body of Drake with her chubbiness,
Her ugliness, religious-ness…
…not to mention her gag-worthy attire!
She has NO concept of personal hygiene.
AT ALL.
How hard is it to clean the MUD and ROCKS out of your BRACES?
I don't even want to think about the last time she showered…
…or washed her clothes…
Or put on deodorant.
Because I don't think "Decaying Muddy Dead Girl" will attract anyone.
Except the coyotes.
And maybe the Darkness.
Then again, after seeing the way she dresses, no one will want to get close enough to smell her anyway.
She was just a plot device to get Drake alive again.
Not that I'm complaining, just…Drake deserves someone better…like ME!
I just hate her with a burning passion. Do I need a better reason?