I don't own ANYTHING not the anime, not the characters, Nothing, Nada, Zip, Zilch.
-One day in the Yagami residence-
Light was watching the latest Naruto Shippuden episode. Why? Because it was his favorite anime, outside of a couple of characters. Like, Negi for example. That stuck up bastard who thinks he is so good, but he isn't. I'm a better genius than him.
"Light, you're still watching that Na-ru-to show?" Ryuk sat in midair munching on his apple. "Shouldn't you be focusing on L's next move?" Light turned around at glared at Ryuk who interrupted his anime time while in theMIDDLE of the show! He didn't even wait until commercial!
"Ryuk!", Light growled, "Three Things! One: the show is called Naruto SHIPPUDEN! Two: the power hour where 7 new episodes comes out today and you interrupted me in the MIDDLE of an episode! And Three: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR GOD DAMN APPLES!"
Ryuk fake teared a bit, "That hurt Light!" Light rolled his eyes at the shinigami and went back to watching Naruto Shippuden. Naruto is finally going up against fake Madara.
"Neji should die." Light said to himself watching a Neji scene. All of a sudden a light bulb out of nowhere lit up. He turned to face Ryuk. "Can you use the Death Note to kill anime characters?"
"I don't know." Ryuk threw the apple core as he grabbed another apple from the bag of apple on the bed, "Never tried it before." Ryuk took a bite from the juicy apple. Light got up to pull out his Death Note from his desk's secret compartment. Dramatically he whipped out a pen and wrote, 'Neji will die by doing something good in the next few episodes'.
"Now, we wait," Light said resuming to the show.
-Few episodes later-
Light Yagami- O.O
Ryuk- O.O
Explanation- Their minds were blown to smithereens.
Light Yagami aka Kira has just killed THE Neji Hyuga by making him shield Hinata from an attack.
"Hmmm," Ryuk stared at the television show, "I guess you can use Death Note on fictional characters."
Light's bangs fell in front of his eyes, shoulder shaking uncontrollably. "Now to take care of some other anime!" Light laughed insanely as a dark aura surrounded him.
-News Report-
"Just in, Kira's new target is killing off anime characters!" the news anchor sobbed, "Ash Ketchum died by the hands of his friend Pikachu, Goku did suicide with a spirit bomb, mass murder in Bleach as Head Captain Yamamoto, Byakuya, Orihime, Aizen, Kikyo and Kagome shot each other with an arrow, Happy from Fairy Tail choked on a fish ten times larger than himself as he tried swallowing it whole, Neji Hyuga and Sakura Haruno died, and…." The news report went on and on ith the giant list of all the characters Kira murdered as the cries of all the fangirls echoed in the background.
L's eyes widened as his strawberry lollipop fell to the floor. "DAMN YOU KIRA!" L screamed to the world.