Snapbacks and Gold Stars Chapter 1
Rachel's cousin moves to Ohio after getting kicked out of school for the fourth time in Los Angeles.
Loud murmurs and whispers could be heard throughout the hallways of McKinley High. That could probably mean one thing. Either another teacher was found to be sleeping with a student again or a new student was now entering the slightly entertaining but still boring world of McKinley High.
Quinn Fabray quietly closes her locker and turns her head in the direction that seems to be where the source of all the gossiping is coming from. Wondering what has the hallways so busy she walks towards the crowd.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Rachel Berry, McKinley High's resident diva and also loser, walks down the hallway arm in arm with Kurt Hummel. Kurt is... how do I put this? He's definitely not Rachel's boyfriend if that's what you were thinking, but that's another story for different time. Rachel is talking rapidly to Kurt about some play she is auditioning for when she bumps into a hard figure and falls on the floor.
"Oh man I'm sorry about that, I wasn't really looking where I was—"the figure started to say, but was immediately cut off by Rachel.
"MJ is that you?" She asked.
"Huh? Rachel? What the fuck are you doing here?" The person apparently known as MJ asked.
Rachel slightly pouted at the swear word.
"What am I doing here? What are you doing here? Last time I checked you lived in Los Angeles. And must you curse all the time? I already told you how unbecoming it is." Rachel starts to ramble but is stopped by MJ.
"Yo munchkin calm down. I guess my mom didn't tell Uncle Leroy we were coming to live in Ohio. And now that I think about it that's kind of weird." MJ says.
Kurt finally snaps out of the tennis match stare he has going on. You know, the stare where your eyeballs move back and forth from one side to the other.
"Wait did you say Uncle Leroy? Isn't that your dad Rachel?" Kurt finally asked.
"Well yea. Rachel's dad is my uncle, which makes Rachel my cousin. Hey, Rach did you know we were related?" MJ asks with a serious face.
"MJ you know very well you are my cousin. Even though you insist on flirting with me still." Rachel says with the roll of her eyes.
Kurt looks more confused than ever and decides just to leave it alone because anything involved with Rachel Berry is bound to get more confusing.
"Why did you and Aunt Donna move to Ohio anyway? Did you get into more trouble?" Rachel raised her eyebrows and questioned
"WHAT? Why does it have to be my fault?" MJ says with a pout.
"Because you have a knack for getting yourself into these terrible situations. Like the time you got arrested for trying to fight Goofy in Disneyland." Rachel countered back.
"Hey it wasn't my fault. Goofy was total hitting on my mom" MJ raises her hands up to show she's innocent.
"You were high." The short brunette countered again.
"What does that have to do with anything?" MJ asked.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
While MJ and Rachel continued to go back and forth, Quinn finally sees what has McKinley gossiping. A tall African American girl wearing a Chicago Bulls jersey with the matching snapback and a pair of Jordans talking to the very short argyle wearing, Rachel Berry. Quinn continues to watch the two from across the hall.
"Why the hell is the new kid talking to Rachel? And why is she so tall?" Quinn mutters to herself and continues to watch the two.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
"So, that's how I tipped a cow." MJ finishes.
Kurt is beyond confused at the moment.
When did we start talking about cows? Why is MJ so tall? Kurt thinks to himself as he cranes his neck to look at MJ's face.
Wow she has those ear thingys. I think there called gauges. She has pretty good sense of style.
"DUDE! What the hell? I've been calling your name for like ten hours" MJ shouts.
"Huh? Oh. I was just thinking.." Kurt mumbles.
"Ok.. Any way MJ, me and Kurt have to get to class. We do like to pass class unlike someone I know" Rachel says to MJ as she and Kurt walks to their next class.
"Hey I like passing class. I just don't like making the effort to actually do it." MJ yells back.
MJ starts walking down the hall again and finally notices everyone staring at her.
"What the fuck? They act like they've never seen a black person before" MJ says to herself.
She continues to down the hall way and sees this hot Latina walking in a cheerleading uniform.
"Wow, she is so hot." MJ says out loud to no one in particular.
"I know dude. I wanna tap that" some guy with a Mohawk says.
"AH! Dude you just can't roll up on me like that. Who are you?" MJ screams.
Mohawk dude chuckles a little before giving MJ a dap.
"I'm Puck. You must be new around here." Puck says
"Yea I am. Just came in town last night" MJ giving him a dap back.
"I'm MJ by the way" she says.
"So.. do you smoke weed?" Puck asks.
"Do I smoke weed? DO EYE SMOKE WEED? Of course I do man. I'm the female Wiz Khalifa." MJ replies.
"I think we are gonna be bros for a long time. Come on let's get out of here and smoke under the bleachers." Puck says and he bumps fists with MJ.
That's the end of Chapter 1. It's a little story I've decided to write. It's probably going to be my baby for a while. To see how MJ looks you can check my profile and what not. Um, this story is going to be a comedy. Those 'nanananana' should actually be read as the Batman theme song and they also double as breaks in the page. Faberry, Brittana, and OC/OC. Any other pairings you guys want to see let me know in reviews and I'll think about it lol. If you want to follow my twitter go ahead. That's probably the best way to see if I'm working on the story or what I am doing with my life at the moment. Everything will be mentioned on my profile so. Read and Review guys thanks.
P.S. Yes I am the real life MJ. So most scenes about her probably happened to me or is something I would do. Keep that in mind. LMAO