HELLO EVERYONE! Nick Write here, with the 3rd Weekly One-Shot! Now, I know that if your readng this, you have NOTHING better to do. Like, for serious. But I'm not here to discriminate, because the same can be said for me. So, I'm gonna assume that you watch Fairy Tail. Be sorta weird if you didn't, and were reading this. But hey, if it means reading my crap, be as weird as you want. But that's all I have to say. READ ON!

War. War never-

"Yes it does."

Natsu Dragneel, of the Fairy Tail guild, stared at the microphone and camera set up in front of him.

"War is constantly advancingand evolving with technology and tactics."

Suddenly, a Jet haired boy came and sat down by his friend.

" I believe it means that war at it's core never changes. Like, its concept."

Natsu thought for a moment." I guess you're right, Gray."

Gray grinned." Of course I am."

A blonde haired girl sat and drank a cup of coffee.

" Like, what are you two even taling about? You're totally killing my vibes."

Natsu rolled his eyes at the basic white girl.

" You wouldn't understand."

Gray nodded along, and a red head also came by and sat down.

"Hey guys. Did you see the new Naruto movie last night. It was great. I would bet my whole sword collection that they make a sequel."

Gray stared at Erza." Fokin' Weeb."

Erza pulled out a razor blade, and began to slit her wrists violently.

" This one is my favorite."

They ignored the red head as se continued to visciously harm herself. Natsu pulled out his phone, and began scrolling through his emails.

" Have you guys gotten the script for the next episode?"

Just as he mentioned it, a young blue haired girl came by.

" Hey guys. Did you hear? We're going on hiatus!"

They all stopped what they were doing.

"Again?!"

The young girl nodded." Yup. In fact, we don't even know when the show is coming back, if it does at all."

Gray ran a hand through his hair." No...No! NOW I HAVE TO GET A DAY JOB!"

Natsu pat his friend on the back. Lucy spilt her coffee all over herself.

" Oh no, like, I'm all wet now!"

Wendy snickered.

Erza clenched her fists, stars dancing in her eyes.

" Now I can finally pursue my real dream! Being a YouTuber!"

She began to ramble about ideas for her...anime channel.

Wendy looked to her older brother.

" Natsu, what's you plan."

The pinkette scoffed." I'm gonna go on vacation. I'm fuckin' loaded."

Gray stopped sobbing." Oh yeah."

The rest of them came to this realization as well, and calmed down.

" So..."

" How about we go to Vegas?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S A WRAP! Thank you all for reading, and I hoped you enjoyed it. Please remember to Follow, Favorite, and Review. Always be the best bagel you can be, and...

See You On The Flip-Side~Nick Write