Valentine's Day
Misty: Ash you idiot, you got us lost again!
Ash: How was I supposed to know the map was upside down?
Misty: Because the words were upside down!
Ash: (scratches his head) That's why I didn't understand them.
Misty: You should have said something then you stupid idiot.
Brock: (yelling) Stop the arguing before one of you say something you'll regret! Ash hand me the map. (grabs it) Thank you. Now lets see. We are about a mile away from the pokemon center. So even with Ash leading us in the wrong direction, he still ended up closer to our destination.
Ash: (smiles) I'm getting better.
Misty: (frustrated) No, your getting lucky:
Ash: (frowns) Are you on your period.
Misty: (blushing) It's none of your damn business!
Ash: (looks at Brock) Do you know why she's so mad?
Brock: She's mad because it's valentines day.
Ash: It is!?
Brock: Yep.
Ash: (looks back at Misty) You don't want miss the dance do you?
Misty: What do you think?
Ash: (frowning) You can use Charizard to fly there if you want.
Misty: Really?
Ash: Yeah, just make sure you put him back in his pokeball and get him rested.
Misty: (hugs Ash) Thank you so much!
Ash: (blushing) You're welcome.
Misty: Was you planning on going to the dance?
Ash: Not really.
Misty: (blushing) Well, I was kinda hoping you would be my date.
Ash: You was?
Misty: Yeah. I don't know any of those people there.
Ash: (thinking) Since you want me to, then I'll go with you. But how will I get there?
Misty: (thinking) I don't know.
Brock: You can use my Onix.
Ash: What about you?
Brock: I've traveled alone before. Besides, it'll only be for a couple of hours.
Misty: Are you sure?
Brock: Yeah.
Misty: Well in that case, lets go!
At the Pokemon Center
Misty: (reading a poster) It say's that the dance begins at 7:00 and its 6:00 now so it's time to get ready.
Ash: You need a whole hour to get ready?
Misty: I am a girl Ash.
Ash: Oh yeah I forgot.
Misty: What was that?
Ash: Nothing.
Misty: Don't you want me to look good?
Ash: Yeah but…
Misty: But nothing! Now let's go get ready!
Ash: Okay. Let's meet back here in one hour.
One Hour Later
Ash: Where is she? The dance is about to begin.
Misty: (walking toward Ash) I hope he like's the way I look.
Ash: (looking at Misty) Wow she's hot. (Misty gets closer to him) Hello miss. If you don't mind me asking, what's your name.
Misty: (How could he not recognize me?) It's Misty.
Ash: (that's Misty!) Sorry I didn't recognize you. You just look so beautiful.
Misty: (blushing) Thank you. You don't look too bad yourself.
Ash: Thank you. Shall we go in?
Misty: (takes his arm) Yes, let's go.
30 Minutes Later
Misty: (laughing) I'm having so much fun.
Ash: Me too. This is the third best time of my life.
Misty: What's the first?
Ash: Meeting you. (slow music plays) May I have this dance?
Misty: Sure. (walks to the dance floor) So, did you really mean what you said?
Ash: Sure did.
Misty: Ash you're a really good friend.
Ash: So are you.
DJ: We are about to end the dance, but first we will pick our most passionate couple.
Misty: I never win stuff like that.
Ash: Maybe tonight will be your lucky night.
Misty: Even if I do win it won't be a perfect night without a kiss.
Ash: Who would be kissing you?
Misty: You.
Ash: (blushing) I've never kissed before.
Misty: Come here and I'll show you.
Ash and Misty slowly come together for a very long and passionate kiss.
DJ: And the lovely two in the middle kissing are the winners!
Misty: (breaks the kiss) We won!
Ash: How?
Misty: I don't know!
Ash: It must have been the kiss.
Misty: How about another one?
Ash: Sure. (after the kiss) Happy valentine's Misty!
Misty: Happy valentine's Ash!