Allen's Theme
Song: Rough & Ready
By: Trace Adkins
Mudgrips - white-tip
Cigar stickin' out of my face
Earnhardt racing sticker on the window
Allen and Burt had been called to Contra Costa county to deal with a Shrieker problem. They stopped at a Circle K in Pittsburgh to get some food. They parked the old truck in the lot.
Banged up fender
4x4 - straight pipe roar
Primer and rust all over the door
Scarred up knuckles, Mack belt buckle
Burt was buying the supplies and Allen looked around the store. A very pretty blonde girl was checking him out. Her boyfreind, dressed up in fancy clothes, with earings and a very big shiny necklace. Allen had a t-shirt and a tore and dirty jeans. He scowled at Allen, and all that Allen did was smile.
White t-shirt - Ain't afraid to work
Got a 'what-are-you-looking-at-asshole' smirk
They headed straight for the marina, where the monsters were. Burt shot at them, and Allen just kicked their asses.
Cold beer, hot wings
Wranglers, Skoal ring
Get just what you see
Gun rack, ball cap
Don't take no crap
Ain't a pretty boy-toy
I'll rock you steady
Rough and ready
After killing them all, they headed to the FBI office. Allen had to dress up, but he dident like it. Very uncomfy.
Work boots - one blue suit
Size too small - don't wear at all
Unless somebody kicks - gets hitched
That's a bitch - makes me itch
Allen ran into the girl again, and she asked to see him in the morning. He got up at dawn to meet this girl at the motel he was staying at.
Up with sun - off on the run
Makin' money money - cause I wanna have fun
5 o'clock whistle - off like a missle
Got a hot date, girl named Kate
Think's I'm cool - 'cause I shoot straight
Ain't one thing about her fake
She's long and tall - and she goes great with
They had fun, got drunk, had more fun, then Allen went back to the motel to find Burt livid.
Cold beer, hot wings
Wranglers, Skoal ring
Get just what you see
Gun rack, ball cap
Don't take no crap
Ain't a pretty boy-toy
I'll rock you steady
Rough and ready
Burt demanded an explenation to where he was. Allen could only say one thing.
Well you are who you are
And that's all right with me
Well I am who I am
And that's all I can be
They headed back to Perfection in silence. "Hey my favorite song is on..." Allen turned turned up the radio.
Cold beer, hot wings
Wranglers, Skoal ring
Get just what you see
Gun rack, ball cap
Don't take no crap
Ain't a pretty boy-toy
I'll rock you steady
Rough and ready
Rough and ready
Yeah...me and my buddies are all alike