Harry & Voldemort: Best friends.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these Harry Potter characters......okay? Or the song.........
"Yo! Yo! Voldey! Wassup dog? Who let the dogs out?" Harry (tried to) rap to Voldemort, his best friend ever since Voldemort killed his parents.
"Woof woof!" yelled Voldemort, "Mind your own businsess."
"Wanna play 'A Ring Around The Roses?" asked Harry Potter.
"Woof woof!" replied Voldemort, "Okay babes, whatever you want."
"Ring Around The Roses, Atishoo, Atishoo, and we all - AVADA KEDRAVA!!!!!" yelled Harry Potter pointing his wand at Voldemort.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" yelled Voldemort, "It was nice knowing you........soulmate."
"Ha ha!" Harry laughed, "Well that was fun. Hmm... what's next huh?"
"Bad boy," said Dumbledore, "Didn't your mummy teach you any manners? Anyway.... I award you 100,000,000 house points for getting rid of Voldemort. Keep up the good work!....."
"What's that noise?" asked Hedwig the Owl.
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm the ghost of Voldemort! Where's Harry gone? Hey! Don't run!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAHHH!!!! ME WANT TO PLAY WITH HARRY!!!!!"