Holy crap, I'm writing in the No More Heroes archive! WHAT THE FUUUUUU- Anyway, I was thinking about writing this for a couple of days now, so I decided that I might as well write it. Hope you enjoy it!
"Well done, Travis. You have triumphed over me and ASURA-6," the candy-pink haired Alice Twilight told Travis.
"It wasn't easy, I'll tell you that!" Travis exclaimed. He didn't know what was coming next.
"Fine. I'm ready. Do it,"
"What!?"
"Kill me. Fulfil your destiny," she told him. His eyes widened in anger and despair.
"No. I refuse. I won't kill you!" Travis point-blank refused. Alice rolled her eyes and shook her head.
"Just do it. Travis, this is you fate. Strike me down and begin your quest to the demise of Jasper Batt Jr.," Alice explained. She unstrapped ASURA-6 from her back and threw it behind her.
"Travis, do it now!" she demanded.
"NO! I WON'T!" he bellowed.
"If you don't do it, you'll never be able to kill Jasper Batt Jr., so just do it. Don't let me stand in the way," the pink haired assassin requested.
"I...I can't," the otaku revealed, "I can't kill you." Alice grabbed Travis' beam katana out of his hand and went to thrust it into her stomach. Suddenly, Travis punched her arm, knocking it away.
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE! I won't let you die, Alice!" Travis stated. Tears formed in her eyes.
"You must. Do it, Travis Touchdown. Kill me," Alice said. Suddenly, there was gunfire. Lots and lots of gunfire. It was directed at Alice, and Travis knew straight away it was Sylvia.
"Alice, move!" Travis demanded. Immediately, Alice jumped to the side and ducked behind a building. Travis stood valiantly.
"Stop, Sylvia! Now!" he demanded. The helicopter she was riding in lowered to the ground and she stepped out with grace.
"If you don't kill her, she will come back stronger next time," Sylvia explained, holding the gun towards the building. As if by instinct, Travis thrust his sword upward and sliced the machine gun in half.
"What are you doing!?" she exclaimed.
"If you kill her, I kill you. And don't test me, you know I have no problem ending your disgusting existence," he said bitterly. Sylvia was taken aback by the sudden mood swing.
"What has gotten into you, Travis? Have you forgotten our...bargain?" she said with a wink.
"Just shut up! This whole thing you're running is despicable. The whole damn thing! You make taking lives a spectator sport, and it sickens me," he explained, "and you know what? Fuck it, I'm gonna blow this whole thing apart!"
"Are you done yet? You're putting me to sleep," she replied, pretending to yawn. Travis quickly and precisely slashed his sword to the right. In a matter of seconds, Sylvia Christel's head slid from the neck.
"Travis, why?" Alice asked, coming back to safety.
"Because she pissed me off. Now, go," Travis told her. He threw ASURA-6 to her and walked away.
"Travis!" she called. He turned to face her.
"Yeah?"
"I have no where to go," she replied. Travis thought about it for a moment.
"Come with me," he replied.
So, yeah, that's that. I thought this would be kinda good, so yeah. I hope you liked it and thanks for reading! Don't forget to leave me a review!
-RainbowSasuke