This story was originally posted on November 1st, but I took it off to redo it.

A sort of... What you can call... NIM: Ninja Instant Messaging! Amazing. I remember wanting to make a story like this coming from something I watched, but I can't think of it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and its charries. But I do own the name, idea, screen names, and things said in it. Sort of...

Warnings: Somewhat vulgar language, weird comments, and scary thoughts!

Please enjoy this chat!

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(In order of appearance)

CherryBlossom – Sakura

QueenO'Flowers – Ino

Believe It – Apparently Naruto

SharinganMaster – Sasuke

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 – Itachi

Teh-Master-Sharkeh – Kisame

Whispers – Hinata

Bugs Galore – Shino

Bloody-Fangs – Kiba

SabakuShounen – Gaara

Gai Is My Hero – LEE

Lee Is My Hero – GAI

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Chapter One: Random Conversations

CherryBlossom: But anyway, I saw Sasuke and was like "OMFG, SASUKE!!! SEX ME NOW!!!" And he TOTALLY smiled at me!!! -spasms-

QueenO'Flowers: Yea right, Forehead. -.-"

CherryBlossom: But it was true... :'(

Believe It Has Entered The Chat

Believe It: Oy, Sakura! (:

CherryBlossom: Ew. D: -punch-

QueenO'Flowers: I'm leaving, bye ya Forehead and Idiot. :)

QueenO'Flowers Leaves The Chat

SharinganMaster Has Entered The Chat

Believe It: Ahh! Get out of here, Teme! x(

CherryBlossom: OMFG SASUKE!!! I LOVE JOO, GO OUT WIF MEEEE!!! -squeals/foams at mouth-

SharinganMaster: O.o Shiiit.

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 Has Entered The Chat

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 : Ooh, little brother... ;D -adds his friend-

Teh-Master-Sharkeh Has Been Added To The Chat

Teh-Master-Sharkeh: Itachi... What is up with your name..? O.x

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 : -flips hair- :D

Teh-Master-Sharkeh: X.x

Teh-Master-Sharkeh Leaves The Chat

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 : Aw. :( I guess I'll have to kill you later, little bro. :3

SharinganMaster: I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! x(

I-Heart-Nailpolish :3 Leaves The Chat

SharinganMaster: Not so fast! Dx

SharinganMaster Leaves The Chat

CherryBlossom: -foaming at mouth- NO WAIT MAH LOVE!!!

CherryBlossom Leaves The Chat

Believe It: Sorry, I was making ramen! c:

Whispers Has Entered The Chat

Bugs Galore Has Entered The Chat

Whispers: Ah! N-Naruto...

Believe It: Hi Hinata!

Believe It: Geez, say something, Shino. D:

Bugs Galore: ...

Bloody-Fangs Has Entered The Chat

Bugs Galore: Dammit, I'm leaving... -.-"

Bugs Galore Leaves The Chat

Whispers: H-Hi Kiba...

Bloody-Fangs: 'Ello Hinata, hey Dobe. :(

Believe It: Shut up, Dog Breath! x(

Whispers: o.o...

Bloody-Fangs: Gotta go! Akamaru wants to go for a walk! See ya Hinata. :D

Bloody-Fangs Leaves The Chat

Whispers: Uhh, bye Kiba... I have to go, Naruto!

Whispers Leaves The Chat Quickly

Believe It: What a weird girl... Good thing I'm gay! (:

SabakuShounen Has Entered The Chat (A/N: The name means "Desert Boy".)

Believe It: O: GAARA!!! -glomps-

SabakuShounen: Uzumaki...

Believe It: You wanna come over? ;3

SabakuShounen: ...

Believe It: I'm naked... :D

SabakuShounen: BE RIGHT OVER!!! -'plodes-

SabakuShounen Leaves The Chat

Believe It: Time to get in the shower... :D

Believe It Leaves The Chat... Nakedly

Gai Is My Hero Has Entered The Chat

Lee Is My Hero Has Entered The Chat

Gai Is My Hero: Sensei! ('x

Lee Is My Hero: Lee! (':

Lee Is My Hero: Come, Lee! Let us go to the walking trail and walk 502 miles on our hands. :D

Gai Is My Hero: Yes, Sensei! (':

Lee Is My Hero Leaves The Chat

Gai Is My Hero Leaves The Chat Doing The Nice-Guy Pose

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Hope you found this funny.

PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!

Just review and I will soon continue.